我之所以爱妮可… What I love about Nicole.
即便是令人难堪的事 她也让人感觉很舒服 She makes people feel comfortable about even embarrassing things.
-嘿 你好像很关心动物 -是的 没错 -You look like you care about animals. -Yes, I do.
别人说话时 她会认真聆听 She really listens when someone is talking.
有时候她听得太多 太久 Sometimes she listens too much for too long.
她是个好市民 She's a good citizen.
-打给他吧 -我不会打的 -Just call him. -I'm not calling.
遇到棘手的家庭破事时 她总是知道该如何正确处理 She always knows the right thing to do when it comes to difficult family shit.
打给他 Call him.
当我裹足不前时 她知道何时推我一把 I get stuck in my ways and she knows when to push me
何时让我独处 and when to leave me alone.
我们的头发都是她剪的 She cuts all our hair.
她总是莫名其妙地泡一杯茶 She's always inexplicably brewing a cup of tea
却不喝 that she doesn't drink.
把袜子放好、关上衣柜或洗碗 对她来说都不容易 And it's not easy for her to put away a sock or close a cabinet
但她会为了我努力去做 or do a dish, but she tries for me.
妮可在洛杉矶长大 身边都是演员 Nicole grew up in LA around actors
导演、电影和电视 and directors and movies and TV,
她跟妈妈珊卓和姐姐凯茜 and is very close to her mother, Sandra,
感情非常好 and Cassie, her sister.
妮可很会送礼物 Nicole gives great presents.
她是个会玩的母亲 真的很会玩 She is a mother who plays, really plays.
她总是玩个不停 She never steps off playing
也从不说玩过头 or says it's too much.
-妈妈 -但有时肯定玩过头了 Mom. And it must be too much some of the time.
好了 All right.
不错 二、三、四…什么？ Nice. Two, three, four. What?
你开玩笑吗？我刚坐过牢！ Are you kidding me? I was just in jail!
该死！ Goddamn it!
不要笑我 快停下 Do not laugh at me. Stop it.
她争强好胜 She's competitive.
她的手臂很强壮 开瓶盖轻而易举 She's amazing at opening jars because of her strong arms,
我总觉得这样很性感 which I've always found very sexy.
她把冰箱塞得超满的 She keeps the fridge over-full.
我们家的人从来不会挨饿 No one is ever hungry in our house.
她会开手动挡的车 She can drive a stick.
你怎么能这样？ How could you?
在《巫山云雨》这部影片之后 After that movie, All Over the Girl,
她本可以待在洛杉矶 当电影明星 she could have stayed in LA and been a movie star,
但她放弃了 为了和我一起在纽约做戏剧 but she gave that up to do theater with me in New York.
你或许不会花冤枉钱 You might as well get what you paid for.
她很勇敢 She's brave.
她舞技超群 She's a great dancer.
很有感染力 Infectious.
她让我希望自己也会跳舞 She makes me wish I could dance.
如果她不知道什么事、没读过某本书 没看过某部影片或戏剧 She always says when she doesn't know something
她总会直言不讳 or hasn't read a book or seen a film or a play,
虽然我会瞎编 或谎称自己有一段时间没看过 whereas I fake it or say something like, "I haven't seen that in awhile."
她最喜欢想办法 把我疯狂的想法演绎出来 My crazy ideas are her favorite things to figure out how to execute.
我们试试… Let's try it...
爬行 crawling...
但同时要站立 but also standing.
她是我最喜欢的女演员 She's my favorite actress.
我之所以爱查理… What I love about Charlie.
查理毫无畏惧 Charlie is undaunted.
他从来不会因为别人的看法 或任何挫折 He never lets other people's opinions or any setbacks
放弃自己想要做的事 keep him from what he wants to do.
查理吃东西时速战速决 Charlie eats like he's trying to get it over with
好像没有足够的食物给每个人吃 and like there won't be enough food for everyone.
三明治要狼吞虎咽地吃 A sandwich is to be strangled while devoured.
你的毛衣穿反了吗？ Is your shirt on backwards?
但他非常整洁 我要靠他 才能把事情弄得井井有条 But he's incredibly neat, and I rely on him to keep things in order.
他的节能意识很强 He's energy-conscious.
嘿 Hey.
抱歉 Sorry.
他不常照镜子 He doesn't look in the mirror too often.
我哭了四次 I cried four times.
我也是 Me too.
他看电影时很容易哭 He cries easily in movies.
不知道是不是相同的四个地方 I wonder if it was the same four.
他非常自立 He's very self-sufficient.
他会补袜子 还会自己做晚饭和熨衬衣 He can darn a sock and cook himself dinner and iron a shirt.
怎么样了？ How are we doing over here?
辣椒切好了 The peppers are cut.
他很少有挫败感 He rarely gets defeated, which...
而我经常有这种感觉 I feel like I always do.
查理冷静地接受我的所有情绪 Charlie takes all of my moods steadily.
他不会向这些情绪屈服 也不会让我因为它们感到难过 He doesn't give in to them or make me feel bad about them.
他很会穿衣打扮 He's a great dresser.
他的外表从来不会让人觉得尴尬 这对男人来说很难 He never looks embarrassing, which is hard for a man.
该死 查理?打起精神来！ Goddamn it, Charlie, get it together!
他争强好胜 He's very competitive.
拜托！ Oh, come on!
-这是什么？谁拥有波罗的海大街？ -我 -What's this? Who owns Baltic Avenue? -Me.
多少钱？我的钱不够 How much is it? I don't have enough.
450块 Four hundred and fifty dollars.
好吧 所以我完蛋了？ 我完蛋了 对吧？就这样？ Okay, so I'm done? I'm done, right? That's it?
真令人沮丧！ This is so frustrating!
-爸爸？ -他喜欢当爸爸 -Dad? -He loves being a dad.
他酷爱你理应讨厌的一切事物 比如发脾气 He loves all the things you're supposed to hate, like the tantrums,
半夜醒来 the waking up at night.
我做了个噩梦 I had a bad dream.
没关系 It's okay.
他很喜欢这点 这几乎令人讨厌 It's almost annoying how much he likes it,
但大多数情况还是很好的 but then it's mostly nice.
爸爸 别走 Dad, stay.
他消失在自己的世界里 He disappears into his own world.
糟糕 Shit.
-什么是“糟糕”？ -到站了 -What's shit? -This is our stop.
他和亨利在这方面很像 He and Henry are alike in that way.
当别人的牙齿或脸上粘了食物 He can tell people when they have food in their teeth
他会告诉别人 却不会让对方觉得不舒服 or on their face in a way that doesn't make them feel bad.
太好了 Did you get it? Perfect.
查理白手起家 Charlie is self-made.
他的父母… His parents...
我只见过他们一次 不过… I only met them once, but...
他告诉我 童年时 他父母经常酗酒 有时还很暴力 he told me there was a lot of alcohol and some violence in his childhood.
他没规划好 就从印第安纳州搬到纽约 He moved to New York from Indiana with no safety net.
现在他比任何纽约人都更像纽约人 And now he's more New Yorker than any New Yorker.
-我确保他们用对杏仁奶了 -真有才 Made sure they used the right almond milk.
无论和谁在一起 他都很擅长营造家的氛围 Genius. He's brilliant at creating family out of whoever is around.
在戏剧公司里 他施展魔咒 让所有人有归属感 With the theater company, he cast a spell that made everyone feel included.
所有人都很重要 哪怕实习生也如此 No one, not even an intern, was unimportant.
他能记住所有的圈内笑话 He could remember all the inside jokes.
起风的时候 你去哪里？ Where do you go when it's windy?
好吧 很好笑 Oh, yeah, that... that was funny.
他井井有条、考虑周全 He's extremely organized and thorough.
他非常清楚自己想要什么 He's very clear about what he wants,
不像我 总是说不清楚 unlike me, who can't always tell.
打住 Let's stop right there.
（查理毫无畏惧）
（他争强好胜 他喜欢当爸爸）
谁想先说？ Who wants to start?
我不会把这个大声念出来 I'm not gonna read this out loud.
为什么？ Why is that?
因为我不喜欢自己写的东西 Because I don't like what I wrote.
当我们调解你们的分居 As we mediate your separation
和最终的离婚事宜时 and eventual divorce...
事情可能会变得相当有争议性 things can get quite contentious.
所以我开始时想营造积极的氛围 So I like to begin with a note of positivity
让那些跟我合作的人记起来 for the people I work with to remember
他们当初为什么要结婚 why they got married in the first place.
这样当你们分开时 And so that, as you come apart,
你就会想起来 you're reminded that...
你对这个人拥有深厚的感情 this is a person you had great feeling for,
这份感情在很多方面或许仍然存在 and maybe still do in many ways.
我读我的吧 我喜欢自己写的内容 I'll read mine. I like what I wrote.
你们俩都必须读 For it to really work,
才能真正起作用 you both have to read.
我不会读 I'm not going to.
好吧… Okay, um...
我只是觉得很可惜 你们都写了关于对方的美好事情 I just think it's a shame that you guys aren't gonna get to hear
却没机会听到 the wonderful things you wrote about each other.
她总说我不会写 但我觉得自己写得还行 She always says I can't write, but I think mine's pretty good.
妮可 你一旦听了查理写的内容 或许会改变主意 Nicole, maybe you'd change your mind once you heard Charlie's.
我不想听查理写的内容 I don't wanna hear Charlie's.
我们说好了要听的 We promised to listen.
没错 That's right.
这是本次过程的第一步 That's the very first step in this process.
如果你们俩要坐在这里一唱一和 Well, I think I'm gonna go if you two are gonna just sit around
我想我要走了 and suck each other's dicks.
查理把注释给我了 但其实是写给你的 Charlie gave me the note, but it's really for you.
-他叫我自己等提示 -那怎么是写给我的呢？ -He told me to pick up my cues. -How is that for me?
演戏就是回应 Acting is reacting.
我在回应你 你让我慢下来了 -I'm responding to you. -I got intimate.
弗兰克 今天是演出的最后一晚 -And you're slowing me down. -Frank, it's closing night, you know.
你觉得查理和妮可 永远不会复合了吗？ You don't think Charlie and Nicole will ever get back together?
不会 我觉得这次真的结束了 No, I think this time it's really over.
还是觉得很奇怪 It still feels weird.
我感觉就像我的父母要分开了 I feel like my parents are splitting up.
一直都是查理和妮可 It's always been Charlie and Nicole.
-查理还会给注释吗？ -会的 -Is Charlie still giving notes? -Yep.
真希望我会去洛杉矶 You're lucky. I wish I was going to LA.
在洛杉矶 你可以有空间 在这里没空间 You can actually have space in LA. There's no space here.
女士们、先生们 Ladies and gentlemen,
我想敬 I wanna make a toast
查理 to Charlie
和我们亲爱的妮可 and to our beloved Nicole,
他们要去阳光明媚的加州 who is going to be going out on a new adventure
进行一场全新的冒险 all the way to sunny California.
我们也要尝试新鲜的东西 And we are also going to try something new.
我们的戏剧要在百老汇上演 We are going to take our play to Broadway.
它让我想起了自己年轻的时候 It reminds me of when I was a young person
第一次去百老汇 and went to Broadway for the first time.
我告诉你们 And I'm telling you,
27岁第一次获得托尼奖 winning your first Tony at 27,
会冲昏你的头脑 it can mess with your head.
我是说 我只是个年轻人 I mean, I was just a baby.
-伊利亚卡赞在后台… -我现在要去那里 -Elia Kazan was backstage... -I'm gonna go over there now.
-不要 玛丽安？ -…用手肘碰迈克尼科尔斯 -Don't do it. Mary Ann? -...elbowing Mike Nichols.
迈克在跟黛德丽闲聊 And Mike was jabbing with Dietrich,
而玛琳 and Marlene, you know,
她通常很风趣 she usually was a barrel of monkeys,
但今晚却非常严肃 but tonight she was very, very serious. And of course...
可以稍等我一会儿吗？ -Could you give me a second?
嘿 我还以为你们很晚才会回家 Hey, I didn't expect you guys home until late.
-他怎么样？ -很乖 他按时睡觉 -How's he doing? -Good. He went to bed on time.
没惹事 我给他读了一会儿 《时代广场的蟋蟀》 No fuss. Read him some of Cricket in Time Square.
天哪 你们太迷人了 God, you guys are so attractive.
该死 抱歉 我直言不讳 Shit. Sorry, I didn't stop that from being said.
不 没关系 No, it's okay.
我会付整个时段的钱 我们决定提早回家 I'll pay for the whole time. We decided to come home early.
嘿 谢谢 还有路上的时间 Hey, thanks. And also...
如果你不喜欢那个调解员 我们可以重新找一个 If you don't like that mediator, we'll find another one.
-好 -我们或许不需要调解员 -Yeah. -We might not need a mediator.
反正我们会把所有东西都分了 我不在乎 We'll split everything anyway, I don't care.
-我也不在乎 -大部分都可以归你 -Me neither. -You can have most of it.
我们找距离对方很近的公寓 这样亨利会好过一些 We'll get apartments near each other, make it easier for Henry.
我们会解决 我们目标一致 We'll figure it out. We want the same things.
-对 -与此同时 试播集对你来说会很有意思 -Right. -Meantime, the pilot will be fun for you.
你不觉得很糟吧？ You don't think it's bad, do you?
我从来不看电视 I don't ever watch TV,
所以没法判断 so, you know, I can't tell.
我告诉亨利 两周后我会来洛杉矶看他 I told Henry I'd come out to LA in two weeks to see him.
怎么了？ Yes?
没什么 Nothing.
我看得出来 你想给我提示 I can tell you wanna give me a note.
不是的 No, I don't.
对 我是说我的确想这样 但我想… Yeah, I mean... yes, I do, but I guess...
现在不重要了 I guess it doesn't matter now.
你不会继续参演这部戏剧 太傻了 You won't be with the show anymore. It's stupid.
你不告诉我 是睡不着觉的 You're not gonna be able to sleep until you tell me.
或许不会吧 Maybe not.
那好吧 Okay, then.
有两件事 So there are two things.
我觉得你在第七场刚开始的造型 还是太庄重了 I thought your posture at the top of scene seven is still too dignified.
好的 Okay.
还有… And then...
我看得出你最后在努力调动情绪 at the end, I could tell you were pushing for the emotion.
你知道我在舞台上哭不出来 Well, you know I can't cry on stage
我知道你不喜欢我假装 但… and I know you don't like it when I fake it, but...
我以为今晚情绪或许会出来 但… I thought maybe tonight it would come, but...
没有 it didn't.
我就这些问题 That's all I had.
谢谢你迁就我 Thanks for indulging me.
晚安 查理 Good night, Charlie.
这是耶和华所定的日子 This is the day, this is the day That the Lord has made
所定的日子 That the Lord has made
我们在其中 Let us rejoice
我们在其中 要高兴欢喜 Let us rejoice and be glad in it
要高兴欢喜 And be glad in it
妈 Mom.
外婆 夏天就该放松嘛 G-ma, summer is for relaxing.
你今天想做什么？ What do you wanna do today?
和你一起玩、放松 Hang out and relax with you.
-我也是 -不能放松 -Me too. -No relaxing.
妮可今天要做发型和定妆测试 Nicole has a hair and makeup test today,
亨利 我们给你和表兄妹们 报了仙子营 and Henry, we got you into Fairy Camp with the cousins.
我讨厌仙子营 I hate Fairy Camp.
凯茜说每个人都喜欢仙子营 Cassie says everyone likes Fairy Camp,
我觉得她说得没错 and I think this is true.
亨利 像我教你的那样 去给你妈做点咖啡 Henry, go make your mom some coffee like I taught you.
妈妈 等尝到我的咖啡再说 Mom, wait till you taste my coffee.
你们总是一起睡吗？ Do you always sleep together?
甚至在纽约也是？ Even in New York?
不 只是现在 我们处于过渡期 No, it's just for right now while we go through this transition.
该死 Oh, shit.
查理来了后 不要告诉他 他不喜欢孩子跟父母一起睡 Don't tell Charlie when he gets here. He hates co-sleeping.
我得说 我同意查理的观点 Well, I have to say, I agree with Charlie.
真是意外啊 Oh, surprise surprise.
-就好像你闯进了… -天哪 还早呢 -It's as if you have exploded... -Jesus, it's early.
…这个房间一样 ...into this room.
这部分我可以一个人做 I can do this part alone.
好吧 我不会看 Fine. I won't look.
只要住在我的房子里 早上要六点半起床 As long as you're in my house, wake up is at 6:30 a.m.,
在你明白自己想做什么之前 and until you know what you wanna do,
我们要按我的想法办事 we're gonna do what I like to do.
以前查理说了算 我现在没法接受你说了算 I can't just go from what Charlie wanted to do to what you want to do.
尽管我64岁了 Even though I am 64
还有一个过世的同性恋老公 and have a dead gay husband,
我每天都会起床 I manage to get up every day,
过日子、对自己感觉很棒 live my life, and feel pretty good about myself.
所以你老妈略知一二 So maybe your mom knows a thing or two.
你知道我会做什么吗？ You know what I would do?
关于什么？ About what?
当查理来这里的时候 When Charlie gets here,
我会马上带他去棕榈泉 I'd whisk him off to Palm Springs.
只要你爸和我吵架 我们都会去那里 That's what your father and I did whenever we hit a speed bump.
在棕榈泉时 难道你没撞见 爸爸给那个门童吹箫吗？ Didn't you walk in on Dad blowing the porter in Palm Springs?
我一直很后悔那么难过 And I always regretted getting so upset about it.
妈 查理和我要离婚了 我们去棕榈泉也无济于事 Charlie and I are getting a divorce, Mom. There's nothing for us in Palm Springs.
睡觉之前 你得把脸洗干净 You need to wash your face before you go to sleep.
爸爸来了之后 或许我们可以一起去体验大白鲨之旅 When Daddy gets here, maybe we could all go on the Jaws ride.
好啊 Yeah.
我也可以跟爸爸去一次 跟你去一次 Or I could go once with Daddy and once with you
因为不管怎样 我都不介意去两次 because I wouldn't mind going twice anyway.
不 我们要一起去 宝贝 We'll all go together, sweetheart.
你们知道我第一次试镜 Did you know that Universal Studios
就是在环球影城吗？ is where I did my first screen test?
我在飞机上重新读了一遍试播集 就像查理那样读 On the plane, I re-read the pilot as if I were Charlie reading it
我开始觉得它很糟糕 and I started to think it was just bad.
我的经纪人说值得一看 My agent says it's one to watch.
咖啡不错 谢谢 This coffee is good. Thank you.
不用谢 You're welcome.
如果查理在百老汇 What if Charlie is on Broadway
演我给他的戏剧 我原创的戏剧 with a play I brought him, which I originated,
而我只是演糟糕的电视节目？ and I'm just doing bad TV?
只有在电视上看到某个人 人们才会觉得这个人了不起 Everyone is only impressed when they see someone on TV.
她很漂亮 She's beautiful.
-假发不错 -过去十年 她都去哪儿了？ -Her wig looks great. -Where's she been for the past ten years?
在纽约该死的市中心演奇怪的戏剧 Doing weird theater in New York, downtown shit.
-我看过一次 舞台上下雨 -我能说句话吗？ -I saw one. It rained onstage. -Can I say something?
很不错 很前卫 It was good. It was edgy.
由她老公执导 据说他控制欲很强 Directed by her husband. Supposedly very controlling.
-我们能请到她真走运 -她答应了 我很意外 -We're lucky to have her. -I'm surprised she said yes.
幸亏她要离婚 We can thank her divorce.
她的手可以动吗？ Can she move her hand?
很难把她手指周围包裹婴儿的织物 通过转描表现出来 It'll be hard to roto in the hair on the baby around her fingers.
你能把手再往婴儿的身体下方 移一点吗？ Can you move your hand further down the baby?
哪里？这里吗？ Where? Like here?
把手从头部完全移开 Off the head entirely.
我必须托住他的头 I have to support his head.
不 当然要托住头 只不过尝试从肩膀那里托住 No, support the head, of course. Just try and do it from the shoulders.
-太好了 -是的 不错 -It's perfect. -Yes, good.
我不能这样抱孩子 -I can't hold a baby like this. -She's right, that's gonna look weird.
她说得对 那看起来会很奇怪 We can totally do it. It'll just take time and money.
这部剧集要基于科学常识之上 这点对我来说非常重要 It's very important to have this show based on hard science.
这样我们能看到你漂亮的脸 而不是我们的脸 So we can see your pretty face and not ours.
植物入侵之前 你应该见过我的脸 You should've seen me before the plants invaded.
我说这话是出于尊重 I say that with respect.
我是由两位母亲养大的 I was raised by two mothers.
帕布罗 能把板子放低一点吗？ Can you lower the board please, Pablo?
这里？这里怎么样？ Here? How about here?
-现在呢？ -为何总有爱调情的器械师？ -How about now? -Why is there always a flirty grip?
你想怎样都可以 我需要她在这里待两小时… I can do anything you want. I need her here two hours before--
我能说句话吗？ Can I say something?
丹尼斯 等一下 什么 亲爱的？ Hold on. What, honey?
她得知道怎么抱婴儿 She has to know how to hold a baby.
后来在她杀了唐尼之后… Later on, after she kills Donny...
-她杀了唐尼？ -那是秘密 -She kills Donny? -That's a secret.
那些内容我们没给演职人员 ...she becomes a sort of a Earth mother...
她变成了植物群落的大地之母 to the plant community.
如果我们觉得她对自己的孩子都不好 那就说不通了 That's not gonna make any sense if we feel like she's a bad mother to her own kid.
-她说得对 -唐尼知道吗？ -She's right. -Does Donny know?
-离开纽约肯定很好 -这个嘛 我是本地人 -Must be nice to get out of New York. -Well, I'm from out here.
我们的女儿米娅在纽约大学念书 住在蜗居里 Our daughter, Mia, is at NYU, living in a shoebox.
她说有一天温度高达40摄氏度 She says it went up to 104 the other day.
-你能来 我们都很兴奋 -来这里我也很兴奋 -We are just so excited to have you. -I'm excited to be here.
我们追求2000至2006年的审美观 你的参演能实现这个目标 We're going for an early aughts aesthetic, so having your presence just nails that.
什么能象征那段时间？ What signifies early aughts?
《我为卿狂》在电视 -Into the Girl was on TV... -All Over the Girl.
-《我为卿狂》 -或流媒体之类的平台上播过 ...or streaming or something.
你在那部影片里真他妈性感 You are fucking hot in that movie.
-卡萝 -该死 我畅所欲言 -Carol. -Fuck it, I speak my mind.
-我们不准儿子看 -因为你露奶 -We're not allowing our son to see it. -Because you show your tits.
卡萝！ -Carol! -Dennis.
这位是卡特米彻姆 他是加州大学洛杉矶分校的未来学家 This is Carter Mitchum. He's a futurist at UCLA.
他为这部剧集提供环境方面的咨询 确保其准确性 He's consulting on all the environmental stuff for the show so it's accurate.
-幸会 -是吗？ -Nice to meet you. -Is it?
-什么？ -准确？ -What? -Accurate?
目前为止 都不准确 So far, none of it.
试播集会上映 所以做好准备搬回洛杉矶吧 This pilot will go. So just get ready to move back to LA.
你刚才说得一点没错 Everything you were saying back there was absolutely right.
-她要是坏妈妈 我们就会失去观众 -没人知道我们会杀了唐尼 -If she's a bad mom, we lose the audience. -Nobody knows we're killing Donny,
连唐尼都不知道 including Donny.
我以为… I thought--
如果你愿意加入我们编剧室 请告诉我们 Let us know if you'd like to be part of our writer's room.
事实上 你肯定会大有帮助 I bet you'd be really helpful, actually.
或者我可以当导演 Or I could direct.
-不 好吧 -抱歉 什么？听起来可能有点扯 -No, yeah. -Sorry, what? Maybe that sounds crazy.
不会 你有样片吗？ No, do you have a reel?
没有 因为我从来没拍过 我看我丈夫拍了很多年 No, because I've never done it. I watched my husband do it for years.
就快成前夫了 Almost ex-husband.
“未婚夫”的反义词是什么？ Oh, what's the opposite of fianc茅?
丹尼斯和我会跟你的经纪人谈这件事 Dennis and I'll talk to your agent about it.
在我们的剧院里 我一直想当导演 然后查理会说 At our theater I always wanted to direct, and then Charlie would say something
“下一部”这样的话 但他一直都是导演 like, "The next one," but he was always the director,
所以从来都没有下一次 so there never was a next one.
我不清楚 如果我们不离婚 或许会有下一次 I don't know. Maybe if we'd stayed married there would've been.
我要给你一个号码 I'm gonna give you a number.
好 是咨询师吗？因为我有咨询师 Okay, is it a therapist? 'Cause I have a therapist.
是我妈的咨询师 我们用同一个人 Well, it's my mom's therapist. We share her.
她是律师 我离开丹尼斯时 她是我的代理律师 She's a lawyer. She represented me when I left Dennis.
你和丹尼斯离婚了？ Oh. You and Dennis are divorced?
从2013年就离了 Since 2013.
你们还在一起工作 You still work together.
不错 That's nice.
不 他是个该死的混蛋 Oh, no, he's a fucking cocksucker.
和解时 诺拉帮我拿到这个项目的一半 Nora got me half of this project in the settlement.
哦 Oh.
我们谈过不用律师参与 Well, we talked about doing it without lawyers.
我姐已经让我见过一大群律师了 My sister had me meet a bunch of them already
我讨厌他们 and I just hated them.
给诺拉打电话 Call Nora.
她救了我一命 She saved my life.
抱歉 我… Sorry, I...
看起来真邋遢 look so schleppy.
我在我孩子的学校有个活动 I had an event at my kid's school.
我直话直说了 Let me get this out of the way.
我觉得你是个很棒的演员 I think you're a wonderful actress.
谢谢 Thank you.
我很喜欢《巫山云雨》 I loved All Over the Girl,
但你的戏剧太… but the theater stuff too...
你看过我的戏剧？ You saw the theater stuff?
我去年在纽约宣传我的书 I was in New York last year for my book,
这倒提醒我要送给你一本 which, remind me to give you a copy,
我的出版商带我去的 and my publisher took me.
太好了 Great.
-谢谢 -你真棒 -Thank you. -You're awesome.
-是查理执导的 -我知道 -Well, Charlie directed it. -I know.
他很有才 He's very talented.
是的 He is.
他们要去百老汇演了 They're moving it to Broadway.
当然没有我 Well, without me, of course.
他去过能拥有你算他走运 He was lucky to have you.
你还好吗？ How are you doing?
-哦 -抱歉 -Oh. -Sorry.
宝贝… Honey...
呼吸 You take some breaths.
你呼吸的时候 我会跟你说说我自己的事 And while you do, I'm gonna tell you about myself.
如果你选择雇佣我 If you should choose to hire me,
我会为你效犬马之劳 I will work tirelessly for you,
你随时可以给我打电话或发短信 and I'm always available by phone or text,
除了我陪我孩子的时候 except when I'm with my kids.
我坚持每天接送孩子上下学 I insist on doing drop off and pick up every day at school.
-我理解 -我自己也经历过这种事 -I understand. -I've been through this myself.
谢谢你 安妮 所以… Thank you, Annie. So...
我知道这是什么感受 I know how it feels.
-是吗？ -是的 -You do? -Yes.
我跟我的前夫有个孩子 他是个自恋狂艺术家 I have a kid from my ex, and he's a narcissistic artist...
喜欢骂人 and verbally abusive.
我现在有个很棒的男朋友 他住在马里布 I'm now with a great boyfriend who lives in Malibu.
不错 Good.
查理并不可怕 Well, Charlie's not terrible.
不 当然不是 No, of course not.
但他们一开始很关注你 让你心醉 But they ravish you with attention in the beginning,
然后一旦我们生了孩子 就变成了老妈子 and then once we have babies, we become the mom
他们就会厌倦我们 and they get sick of us.
你现在想住在哪里 宝贝？ Where do you wanna live now, doll?
这个嘛… Well...
很显然 我现在在这里 I'm here now, obviously.
我不知道电视网 是否会出钱拍这部剧 但… I don't know if the show'll get picked up, but...
这里感觉像家一样 feels like home.
它就是家 It is home.
它是我知道的唯一没有查理的家 It's the only home I've ever known without Charlie.
你想住在这里？ You wanna stay here?
查理不想这样 他… Charlie's not gonna want that. He...
他讨厌洛杉矶 He hates LA.
我们关心的是你想做什么 We're interested in what you wanna do.
在我听来 你在纽约待了一段时间 Sounds to me like you did your time in New York.
他可以来这里待一段时间 不是吗？ He can do some time here, no?
他总说我们会这样 但他从来没有 He always said we would, but he never...
这么做 did.
你儿子多大了？ How old is your son?
亨利八岁了 Henry's eight.
他喜欢洛杉矶 He likes LA.
我不知道这对他是否公平 I don't know if it's fair to him.
我希望你听我说 I want you to listen to me.
你现在的所作所为是希望之举 What you're doing is an act of hope.
你懂吗？ Do you understand that?
懂 Yeah.
你在说：“我希望为自己 获得更好的东西” You're saying, "I want something better for myself."
是的 I do.
现在是最坏的时刻 And this, right now, is the worst time.
事情只会越来越好 It will only get better.
汤姆佩蒂不是说 “等待是最艰难的部分”吗？ Wasn't it Tom Petty who said "The waiting is the hardest part"?
哦 Oh.
我不清楚 I don't know.
他们离婚时 我是他妻子的代理律师 I represented his wife in their divorce.
我为她争取到那首歌一半的版权 I got her half of that song.
我不想要钱或任何东西 Oh, I don't want any money or anything.
我只是担心 因为我们不会请律师 所以… I just worried 'cause we weren't gonna use lawyers, so...
我不想太咄咄逼人 I don't wanna be too aggressive.
我希望我们继续做朋友 I wanna stay friends.
我们会尽可能缓和处理 We'll do it as gently as possible.
现在… Now...
你能多说说具体是怎么回事吗？ can you tell me a little more about what's going on?
因为我们合作 接下来要做的一件事 就是讲述你的故事 Because part of what we're gonna do together is tell your story.
事情很难表达清楚 It's difficult to articulate.
事情… It's...
不再像相爱时那么简单 not as simple as not being in love anymore.
我懂 I understand.
你为何不从头说起呢？ 无论你觉得从哪里开始都行 Why don't you start at the beginning? Wherever that is for you.
这个嘛… Well...
我和班订婚了 I was engaged to Ben
住在洛杉矶 知道吗？ and living in LA, you know?
我感觉自己想拍电影 嫁给班 And I felt like yes, I wanted to make movies and marry Ben.
天哪 我当时才19或20岁 Oh, Jesus, I was only 19 or 20 at the time.
我这辈子从未觉得这么老过 I never felt older in my whole life.
总之 如果我对自己坦诚 Anyway, if I was honest with myself,
就感觉我的内心有小一部分已经死了 it was like a small part of me felt dead...
或了无生气 or dead-ish.
你对自己说 You know, you tell yourself,
“人无完人 没有感情是完美的” "No one's perfect, no relationship's perfect."
这茶真好喝 Oh, this tea is delicious.
是吗？这是麦卢卡蜂蜜 Isn't it? It's the Manuka honey.
对了 你刚刚问起查理 Anyway, you were asking about Charlie.
所以… So, um--
所以没错 我 So, yes. So I was...
和班在一起很幸福 意识到自己了无生气 happy with Ben and aware of the deadness,
我去纽约 and I went to New York
跟一部太空电影的导演见面 to meet with this director for this space movie.
但在这部电影里 他们觉得太空煞有其事 But one where they take space seriously,
在太空里进行性贩运 like sex trafficking in space.
政治性很强 You know, it was political.
抑或至少他们希望我们这么认为 Or at least they wanted us to think it was. Anyway.
只是… It just...
它和某些伤风败俗的色情片一样 满足的是同样的需求 it was really fulfilling the same need that certain fucked up porn does.
但不管怎样 所以… But anyway, so...
当我在那里的时候 while I was there...
制作人 the producer...
邀请我看一部戏剧 invited me to see a play.
故事发生在某个人的公寓里 所有的灯都开着 It took place in someone's apartment with all the lights on.
跟我以前看过的任何东西迥然不同 It was like nothing I'd ever seen before.
这个奇怪 This strange...
超现实的反乌托邦式故事 surreal, dystopian story,
演得很好 and it was so well-acted.
其中一个演员体型硕大 邋邋遢遢 And one of the actors was this big shaggy bear
他说所有台词时 都直直地看着我 who played all his lines looking directly at me,
我知道不可能是这样的 但感觉如此 which I knew couldn't be the case, but it felt like it.
当然了 后来我了解到 事情真的就是这样 And then later, of course, I learned that it was.
这些饼干也很好吃 我会给你一些 让你带回家 -These cookies are really great too. -I'll send you home with some.
后来我被介绍给演职人员 Afterwards, I was introduced to the cast,
结果那个大个子还是导演 and the bear turned out to also be the director.
他跟我说话 He talked to me and...
我也和他说话 I talked back.
我死去的部分并没有死 只是处于昏迷状态 The dead part wasn't dead, it was just in a coma.
而且 And...
说话比性要好 it was better than the sex, the talking.
尽管 Although the...
性也和说话一样 the sex was also like the talking.
跟普通的恋爱关系无异 You know, everything's like everything in a relationship.
你不觉得吗？ Don't you find that?
所以我们 So we spent...
一整夜都在一起 第二天也在一起 然后… the whole night and the next day together and...
我从未离开过 I just never left.
是的 老实说 所有的问题一开始也存在 Yes, to be honest, all the problems were there in the beginning too.
但我就是接受了他和他的生活 因为感觉自己活着 But I just went along with him and his life because it felt so damn good
真是太好了 to feel myself alive.
一开始 我是演员、明星… In the beginning, I was the actress, the star and...
感觉很了不起 人们一开始都来看我 但… that felt like something, you know, people came to see me at first, but...
我走得越远 the farther away I got from that and...
戏剧公司受到的赞誉越多 我就越来越不重要 the more acclaim the theater company got, and I had less and less weight.
我就变成了… I just became...
“谁？” "Who?
“就是当时演那个的女演员” Well, you know, the actress that was in that thing that time."
人们来看戏都是因为他 And he was the draw.
而…那… And that...
本来是很好的 但… would've been fine, but...
我变得越来越渺小 I got smaller.
我意识到我… I realized I...
我从来没为自己活过来 我只是让他变得越来越有活力 I didn't ever come alive for myself. I was just feeding his aliveness.
而且… And...
你知道… you know...
他很聪明、极富创意 这… he was so smart and creative, it...
这很好 it was fine.
我会私下在家里跟他说事情 You know, I would tell him things at home in private
但这些事会出现在公众谈话里 然后进入他的作品… and they would work their way into public conversation into his work, and...
有一段时间 感觉够了?我是说我很… for a while, that felt like enough, I mean, I was just so...
受…受宠若惊 像他那样的人 so flattered that someone like him
会觉得我的想法值得一试 would find an idea I had worth trying
或我做出的评论值得重复… or a comment I made worth repeating and...
然后我怀孕了 and then I got pregnant.
我以为生小孩是我们的事 真正属于我们俩的事 And I thought that having a baby could be ours, could really be ours,
但其实也是我自己的事 but also really mine.
他好兴奋 And, you know, he was so excited.
所以还不错 So it was nice.
持续了一段时间 For a while.
我是说孩子 他们… I mean, kids, they...
他们属于他们自己 就像… they belong to themselves, it's like...
他们离开你身体的那瞬间 就是… the instant they leave your body, it's just...
他们离开的过程… the process of them going away...
我也不属于自己 And I didn't belong to myself.
是小事、蠢事和大事 And it was small stuff, stupid stuff, and big stuff.
我们家所有的家具 All the furniture in our house,
都是他的品味 that was his taste.
我连自己的品味是什么都不知道了 I didn't even know what my taste was anymore
因为从来没人要我运用自己的品味 because I'd never been asked to use it.
我们的公寓都不是我选的 我只是搬进他的公寓 I didn't even pick our apartment. I just moved into his.
我随口说说想搬回洛杉矶 And I made noises about wanting to move back to LA,
但结果一无所获 but they came to nothing.
我们会来这里度假 因为他喜欢我的家人 And we'd come here on holidays because he liked my family.
但如果我建议我们待一年之类的 But if I suggested we do a year or something,
他只会敷衍我 he'd just put me off.
这会… It would be...
很奇怪 如果他转过来对我说 strange if he turned to me and said,
“你今天想做什么？” "And what do you wanna do today?"
我刚看了关于乔治哈里森的 那部纪录片 You know, I just watched that documentary on George Harrison,
我想：“接受 and I thought, "Own it.
接受就行 像乔治哈里森的妻子那样 Just own it. Be like George Harrison's wife.
做贤妻良母 那就够了” Being a wife and a mother, that's enough."
对 后来我意识到 我记不住她的名字 所以… Yeah, then I realized I couldn't remember her name, so...
这个试播集出现了 This pilot came along.
它在洛杉矶拍摄 报酬丰厚 It shot in LA and it paid so much,
就像有一条小小的生命线抛给了我 and it was like there was this little lifeline thrown to me.
这是你的一片天地 而且… Here's this bit of earth that's yours, and...
为此我在他面前很尴尬 但还有一种感觉… I was embarrassed about it in front of him, but it was also like...
对 这才是真实的我 yeah, this is who I am
这才是我的价值所在 and this is what I'm worth.
它或许很傻 And maybe it's stupid,
但至少是属于我的 but at least it's mine.
如果他只是紧紧抱住我 然后说 And if he had just taken me into a big hug and said,
“宝贝 我为你的冒险感到很兴奋 "Baby, I'm so excited for your adventure.
我当然希望你拥有自己的一片天地” Of course I want you to have a piece of earth that's yours,"
然后我们或许就不会离婚 then... well, then, we might not be getting divorced.
但… But...
他取笑它 而且 he made fun of it and...
心怀嫉妒 他本性如此 后来… was jealous like he is, and...
后来他意识到了钱的问题 then he realized about the money.
他告诉我 我可以把钱投进戏剧公司 And he told me I could funnel it back into the theater company.
我那时候才意识到 And that's when I realized...
他 he...
真的看不到我 truly didn't see me.
他没有把我当成 独立于他之外的东西 He didn't see me as something separate from himself.
我叫他说我的电话号码 And I asked him to say my phone number.
他不知道 He didn't know it.
所以我就离开了 So I left.
而且我觉得 他和舞台监督玛丽安上床了 Also, I think he slept with the stage manager, Mary Ann.
那个该死的混蛋 That fucking asshole.
“前往伊利诺… "Advance to Illios...
-伊利诺伊 -…伊利诺伊大街” -Illinois. -...Illinois Avenue."
“前往”是什么意思？ "Advance," what does that mean?
意思就是你得去伊利诺伊大街 It means you've gotta go to Illinois Avenue.
那伊利诺伊大街在哪里？ So where is Illinois Avenue?
那个 That one.
凯茜 查理到了之后 你得把信封递给他 So, Cassie, when Charlie gets here, you're gonna hand him the envelope.
我为什么要这样做？ Why do I have to do it?
因为妮可很擅长 Because Nicole is very good
-让别人为她做事 -不是这样的 at getting people to do things for her.
她九岁之前 我一直给她擦屁股 -That's not what this is. -I wiped her butt till she was nine.
她那样很迷人 -She's very seductive that way. -No.
不 妈 从法律上讲 我不能递法律文件给他 Mom, legally, I can't be the one who serves him.
但话说回来 我说的是实情 But still, what I'm saying is true.
我真的得把信封递给他吗？ Do I have to actually hand him the envelope?
是的 但我会提前告诉他 这些是离婚文件 Yes, but I'm gonna tell him in advance that they're divorce papers.
诺拉说不用那么正式 亨利在哪里？ Nora says it doesn't have to be so formal. Where is Henry?
他跟山姆、朱尔斯和茉莉一起 在客厅里玩 He's playing in the living room with Sam, Jules, and Molly.
叫他们上楼 Let's get them upstairs.
-查理很快就到这里了 -山姆 上楼 -Charlie's gonna be here soon. -Sam, go upstairs.
我会告诉查理是怎么回事 So I'll tell Charlie what's happening,
凯茜 然后你就把信封递给他 and, Cassie, you then hand him the envelope.
好的… Okay...
我好紧张 I just get nervous.
你可以不递送法律文件吗？ Well, can you un-serve?
-什么意思？撤回吗？ -是的 -What do you mean? Like take it back? -Yeah.
-大概可以 -你应该检查一下 -I think so. -You should check.
以防我们改变主意… In case we change our minds...
我不会改变主意 I'm not gonna change my mind.
-…抑或我们会为他感到难过 -或许是为了以防我做错事 -...or we feel too bad for him. -Maybe in case I do something wrong.
你们俩现在让我觉得不舒服 好吗？ Now you're both just making me feel bad, okay?
抱歉 我很紧张！ I'm sorry, I'm nervous!
我们都紧张 Well, we all are.
我们爱查理 And we love Charlie.
妈 你不能再爱他了 You have to stop loving him, Mom.
不能再和他做朋友了 You can't be friends with him anymore.
查理和我之间有感情 Charlie and I have our own relationship,
跟你们的婚姻无关 independent of your marriage.
就好像我现在 和凯茜的前夫杰夫还是朋友 Just like I'm still friends with Cassie's ex, Jeff.
你还在与杰夫约会吗？ Are you still seeing Jeff?
偶尔吃午餐 An occasional lunch.
难以置信！ I can't believe you!
对了 他依然想拿回自己的相机 And he still wants his camera back, by the way.
听着 现在没有什么 能跟我们的婚姻无关 Listen, nothing can be independent of our marriage right now.
真不敢相信我还要给你解释这个 站在我这边 好吗？ I can't believe I even have to explain this to you. Just be on my side, okay?
-好的 -别再和杰夫约会了！ -Okay. -And stop seeing Jeff!
凯茜 你负责递送文件 Cassie, you're the server.
让我再练习几次 Just let me practice a few times.
试镜时 我的表现一向都很糟 I was never a good auditioner.
-那是因为你迫切想得到 -这不是试镜 -That's because you wanted it too bad. -It's not an audition.
我来扮演查理 I'll play Charlie.
只是我的手心出汗太多 It's just my palms are so perspired.
亲爱的 你把信封上的字弄模糊了 Sweetie, you're blotting the envelope.
或许妮可应该扮演你 Maybe Nicole should play you.
你刚刚真的这么说吗？ Did you really just say that?
我们不用练习 这不是表演 We don't need to practice. This is not a performance.
另外那瓶酒已经喝完了？ Did we finish the other wine already?
-是的 -哦 是的 -Yeah. -Oh, yeah.
哦！ Oh!
好了 我让他进来 你们俩去另一个房间 Okay, let me get him. You both go in the other room.
凯茜 务必让亨利 跟茉莉和朱尔斯待在楼上 Cassie, you make sure that Henry goes upstairs with Molly and Jules.
马上去办 Happening now.
-妈！ -我来拿酒 -Mom! -I'm getting my wine.
-什么？ -亨利在楼下大便 What? Henry's pooping in the bathroom downstairs.
我们能把他转移到楼上吗？ Can we transfer him to the one upstairs?
-我想他正在大便 -他一出来就把他抓住 -I think it's mid-poop. -Just grab him when he comes out.
-凯茜 -什么？ -Cassie? -What?
我把信封放在吐司机旁边 I'm putting the envelope over here by the toaster.
明白 Copy you.
-嗨 -嗨 -Hi. -Hi.
亨利在哪里？ Where's Henry?
他在大便 He's pooping.
嗨 亨利！ Hi, Henry!
这个沙发能坐吗？ Does this couch still open?
是的 Yeah.
我刚下飞机就收到短信 但还没告诉任何人 还是个秘密 I got off the plane to a text, but don't tell anyone yet. It's still a secret.
好的 Okay.
我得了麦克阿瑟奖 I won a MacArthur grant.
查理！天哪 太好了！ Charlie! Oh, my God, that's great!
恭喜 Congratulations.
我会说出来 因为你不能 这是天才奖 你是天才 I'll say it 'cause you can't, it's the Genius Grant. You're a genius.
我真替你高兴 你名至实归 Oh, I'm really happy for you. You deserve it.
它也属于你 这是我们共同的努力 It's yours too. We did all of this together.
谢谢 但它属于你?查理 你好好享受吧 Thank you, but it's yours, Charlie, you enjoy it.
我饿了 I'm starving.
奖金很丰厚 他们会在五年内分批发放完毕 It's good money and they parse it out over five years.
但这表示我能保住戏剧公司 每个人的工作 偿还信用卡债务 It means I can keep everyone in the theater company employed,
太好了 -pay my credit card debt. -So great.
当然我马上进入另一种状态 “从现在起要走下坡路了 Of course I went instantly to, "It's all downhill from here.
我的首部百老汇戏剧肯定失败” Now my first Broadway play has to fail."
不会的 No.
我们又开始排练了 我也不知道 We just started rehearsals again, I don't know.
这种时候 你向来都不知道 但船到桥头自然直 You always don't know at this point and then it gets there.
是吗？因为我不记得了 Do I? 'Cause I don't remember.
我知道 是这样的 会很棒的 I know, it's true, it'll be great.
好吧 希望你说得没错 Okay, I hope you're right.
-大家都向你问好 -哦 -Everyone says hi. -Oh.
帮我向他们问好 我想念大家 Tell them hi. I miss everyone.
你回来后 就会再见到他们 You'll see them again when you come back.
麦克阿瑟奖、百老汇 Gosh, a MacArthur, Broadway...
真令人激动 it's so exciting.
恭喜 查理 Congratulations, Charlie.
哪个洗手间？ Which bathroom?
-什么？ -他在大便？ -What? -Is he pooping?
楼下的 Oh, downstairs.
你妈在家吗？ Is your mom home?
对 她在楼上 Yeah, she's upstairs.
-嘿 怎么样？ -还没拉出来 -Hey, how's it going? -Nothing yet.
-是我 -我知道 -It's me. -I know.
-我刚到 -嗨 -I just got here. -Hi.
-我给你带了一样东西 -太好了 -I brought you something. -Yay.
妈妈也要给我礼物 Mom's getting me a present too.
-为什么？ -因为大便 -Why? -For pooping.
哦 Oh.
-我爱你 -我爱你 -I love you. -I love you.
我觉得我们不应该再因为大便 而奖励他了 I don't think we should reward him for pooping anymore.
我知道 但他憋着 憋了一星期了 I know, but he holds it in and it's going on a week.
-它本身就是奖励 外婆！ -小查理！ -It's its own reward. G-ma! -Charlie-bird!
别这样！天哪 我太重了！ Stop it! Oh, God, I'm huge!
-你像羽毛一样轻 -妈？ -You're as light as a feather. -Mom?
你怎么不回我上一封电邮？ Why didn't you respond to my last email?
你的电邮表达得太好了 我被吓到了 Well, your emails are so articulate. I get intimidated.
-妈 你能… -我要把你举起来！ -Mom, can you-- -Now I'll lift you!
妈？ Mom?
-妈？ -什么？ -Mom? -What?
上楼 Upstairs.
哦 Oh.
我这就去给你回邮件 I'm gonna write ya back now.
凯茜？ Cassie?
嘿 查理 Hey, Charlie.
我喜欢你的发型 I like your haircut.
谢谢 Oh, thanks.
-妈？ -我去 -Mom? -I'll go.
亨利是在叫你 妮可！ Henry's calling you, Nicole!
我听到他了 I hear him.
怎么了 亨利？ What's going on, Henry?
你可以叫妈妈来一下吗？ Can you ask Mom to come?
他想要你 He wants you.
这是什么派？ What kind of pie is that?
这是… It's...
山核桃派 pecan.
-是你做的吗？ -不知道 -Did you make it? -I don't know.
不 是从店里买的 No, it's store-bought.
知道第三大街的琼氏餐厅吗？ you know Joan's on Third?
知道 很不错 对吧？ Oh, yeah, it's good, right?
什么？ What?
那家店是很棒 The store, yeah.
朱尔斯和茉莉很喜欢那里 Jules and Molly love it.
-你没事吧？ -没事 -Are you okay? -Yes.
我只是很热！ I'm just hot!
我给你倒点水 I'll pour you some water.
妮可说你在拍戏剧？ Nicole says you're doing a play?
我觉得你会喜欢的 I think you'd like it.
这是一部从未出品过的优秀戏剧 是一位相当有意思的英国作家写的 It's a great unproduced play by this really interesting British writer.
-所以你会说英国口音？ -是的 -So you do an English accent? -Yeah.
-更偏重英格兰北方口音 -哦 -It's more northern England. -Oh.
听起来是什么样的？ What does that sound like?
你想喝杯茶吗？ You want a cup of tea, do ya?
对 很棒 Right. Good.
谢谢你 小姐 Oh, thank you, missus.
这是… What is...
-这是什么？ -牛皮纸信封 亲爱的 -What's this? -Oh, it's a manila envelope, love.
我可以重新来吗？ Ooh, can I start over?
上面有我的名字 Has my name on it.
哦 Oh.
天哪 抱歉 Jesus. Sorry.
文件递送给你了 You're served.
-你做什么了？ -没什么 我不知道 -What did you do? -Nothing. I don't know.
我不会撒谎 I can't lie.
文件递送给你了 You're being served.
你们要离…我也不知道 抱歉 You guys are getting a di-- I don't know, I'm sorry.
我本打算警告你的 以免把事情闹大 抱歉 I was gonna warn you so it didn't become a thing. I'm sorry.
我感觉自己像在做梦 Feel like I'm in a dream.
我们的婚姻不存在了 We don't have a marriage anymore.
我知道你不想搞破坏 I know you don't want the disruption,
但你并不想结婚 but you don't wanna be married.
真的不想 Not really.
但我不想这样 But I don't want this.
你指望会怎么样？ What did you expect was gonna happen?
不知道 我大概没想清楚 I don't know, I guess I didn't think it through,
但我以为我们已经达成共识 不会请律师 but I thought we agreed we weren't going to use lawyers.
我想… I want...
我也不知道 我想尽量用不夸张的方式来说 I don't know, I'm trying to say this as undramatically as possible.
我想要 I want...
完全不一样的人生 an entirely different kind of life.
我们等你拍完试播集 回去纽约再说吧 Let's wait until you finish this pilot and come back to New York.
我们在家里 一起弄清楚 Let鈥檚 figure it out there, at home, together.
-众所周知 诺拉很公平 -我们无需用信封来办事 -Nora's known for being very fair. -We don't need to do it with envelopes.
-这就是诺拉？ -是的 -This is Nora? -Yeah.
她很棒 我感觉我们能和她做朋友 She's great. I feel like we could be friends with her.
我怎么感觉不会这样？ Why do I feel like that won't happen?
这只是走过场 It's just a formality.
-为什么… -你不用马上回应 -Why-- -You don't respond right away.
为什么凯茜有派？ Why did Cassie have a pie?
派是她的 跟这没关系 The pie was hers. The pie wasn't part of it.
你确定？ Are you sure?
派有什么关系？ What would the pie have to do with anything?
我不懂 不知为何 它让事情变得更糟了 I don't know. It somehow makes it worse.
抱歉 但派只是派 I'm sorry, but the pie was just a pie.
那怎么… So what...
我该怎么做？ what do I do?
你也请一位律师 You get a lawyer too.
“我想我该走了 "'Well, I guess I better be going.'
斯图亚特从沟壑里站起身来 爬进自己的汽车 Stuart rose from the ditch, climbed into his car...
开上道路 往北方驶去 and started up the road that led toward the north.
太阳刚刚升起来 照在他右边的山坡上 The sun was just coming up over the hills on his right.
他凝视着在眼前无限延伸的大地 As he peered ahead into the great land that stretched before him,
道路似乎很漫长 the way seemed long...
但天空很明亮 but the sky was bright.
不知为何 他觉得 自己正朝着正确的方向前行” And he somehow felt he was headed in the right direction."
我忘了结尾是这样的 I forgot it ended that way.
是的 哇?斯图亚特真的反应过度了 你不觉得吗？ Yeah, wow, Stuart really overreacted, didn't you think?
他为自己的船感到难过 He was upset about his boat.
爸爸 你走开 Dad, you go away.
妈妈 你留下来 Mom, you stay.
-嘿 爸爸才刚到这里 -没关系 -Hey, Daddy just got here. -It's okay.
爱你 Love you.
你可以回来叫醒我 然后给我读 爸爸 好吗？ You can come back and wake me up and read to me later, Daddy, okay?
好 Okay.
-你待会儿会来我的床上睡吗？ -会的 -Will you come sleep in my bed later? -Yeah.
哦 Oh.
要撑住哦 小查理 Hang in there, Charlie-bird.
谢了 外婆 Thanks, G-ma.
他现在是粘妈妈的阶段 He's in a mommy phase right now.
没关系 It's okay.
抱歉 我喝多了酒 I'm sorry. I drank too much wine.
-我能想象 -也没吃晚餐 -I can imagine. -Didn't eat dinner.
紧张时期嘛 Stressful time.
我希望亨利没有注意到 I hope Henry didn't notice.
他肯定没有 I'm sure he didn't.
身为家长 我才意识到我的父母 Now that I'm a parent, I realize my parents
和我在一起的时候 可能都是醉的 were probably drunk all the time with me.
对 Yeah.
再次道歉 I'm sorry again.
谢谢 Thanks.
你会在哪里过夜？ Where are you staying?
这个嘛 我… Oh, well, I...
还没… hadn't--
我大概会… I guess I'll...
高地新开了一家酒店 There's a new hotel on Highland that's...
据说价格不太贵 而且很不错 supposedly not too expensive and pretty nice.
好的 我会去看看 Oh, okay, I'll check it out.
再次恭喜你得麦克阿瑟奖 Again, that's great about the MacArthur.
谢谢 Thanks.
-查理 -什么事？ -Charlie? -Yeah?
谢谢 Thanks.
-该死 -怎么了？ -Fuck. -What?
诺拉是她的代理律师 She's being represented by Nora.
她理应很公平？ She's supposedly very fair?
好吧 跟你说实话 杰克 All right, here's the fact, Jack.
我每小时收费950块 I charge $950 an hour.
泰德是400块 Ted is $400.
若要问蠢问题 就打给泰德 If you have a stupid question, you call Ted.
首先 我们需要两万五的聘用定金 To start, we'll need a $25,000 retainer.
-那超出了我的… -你的所有财务状况 -That's more than I can-- -And all your financials.
我们需要做一次法务会计核算 We need to do a forensic accounting.
这需要一万到两万块 Which runs anywhere from ten to $20,000.
但如果我们能马上达成一致 情况应该不会太糟 But if we can all agree right away, it shouldn't get too bad,
-对吗？ -你们在洛杉矶结婚的？ -right? -You were married here in LA?
是的 因为她的妈妈和姐姐在这里 Yes, because her mom and sister are out here
-而我和我的家人不亲 -你儿子在这里出生的？ -and I'm not close with my family. -Your son was born out here?
是的 也是因为 她的妈妈和姐姐在这里 而我和… Yes, because, again, her mom and sister are out here and I'm not--
所以你是在这里结婚的 So you got married here,
孩子是在这里出生的 your kid was born here...
她在这里递文件给你？ and she served you here?
是的 但我们以前住在纽约 Yeah, but we lived in New York.
怎么了？ Why?
-有问题吗？ -我们得换个说法 -There a problem? -We'll have to reshape the narrative.
如果你真的想在纽约和孩子生活 If you're serious about having your child in New York,
我建议你这样做 this is what I suggest.
孩子归你…你说他叫“弗雷德”吗？ You take your kid-- Did you say his name was Fred?
-亨利 -亨利？ -Henry. -Henry?
我怎么会说“弗雷德”？ Why did I say Fred?
我有个叫“弗雷德”的孩子 Well, I have a kid named Fred.
你现在就带亨利去纽约 You take Henry to New York with you right now.
然后我们在纽约提起诉讼 Then we file an action in New York.
我们把它弄成一个纽约的案子 We make this a New York case.
我们需要争辩你们的家在纽约 We need to make an argument you're a New York-based family.
的确是这样 Well, we are.
否则你或许永远无法 在洛杉矶以外的地方见到你的孩子 Otherwise, you'll probably never see your kid outside of LA again.
真的吗？不行 Really? No.
要说服法院让孩子搬家很不容易 It's very hard to convince the courts to move a kid.
只要你让妻儿离开纽约 As soon as you let your wife and child leave New York,
你的日子就会变得很不好过 you made life very difficult for yourself.
是的 但如我所说 我们的家在纽约 这是事实 Yes, but as I said, we're a New York family, that's just a fact.
她是暂时来这里 She's here temporarily.
那你觉得她为何在这里 给你递送文件？ Then why do you think she served you out here?
我不知道 但亨利想回纽约 I don't... know, but Henry wants to go back to New York.
别引用你孩子的话 No, don't quote your kid.
他这样说只是为了讨你欢心 He's just telling you what you wanna hear.
相信我 他对她说的话大相径庭 And trust me, he's telling her the opposite.
把巴伯案的文件给我！ Let me have the Barbara file!
什么是… What's...
“出口幽羊”？ "Exit Goat"?
“出口幽魂” 这是我戏剧公司的名称 Exit Ghost. It's the name of my theater company.
你是导演？ You're a director?
是的 戏剧导演 Theater director, yeah.
有我看过的作品吗？ Anything I've seen?
我不知道 你看过什么？ I don't know. What have you seen?
我们的《伊烈翠》要在百老汇上演 Our production of Electra is moving to Broadway...
很令人兴奋 which is exciting.
我们必须确保那笔钱安全无虞 We have to make sure that money is protected.
我是说 那是剧院 所以值不了多少钱 I mean, it's theater, so it's not a lot of money.
总的来说 我把自己挣的钱都投进了剧院 I basically put whatever money I make back in the theater.
我想知道 I wonder.
我们需要支援吗？ Do we ask for support?
-有意思 -从妮可那里？ -Interesting. -From Nicole?
我不会那样做 I'm not going to do that.
你老婆家有钱吗？ Does your wife's family have money?
她母亲拍电视 挣了些钱 Her mother has some from her TV career.
她父亲去世了 And her father died.
我们可以说 我们不希望她母亲跟孩子见面 Well, we could say that we don't want her mother to see the kid,
把她扯进案子 draw her into the case.
这样一来 她母亲就可以支付你的法律费用 In that instance, her mother could pay your legal fees.
不行 No.
我和她妈关系很好 I'm very close to her mom.
-妮可的家人就是我的家人… -是的 但这个情况会变 -Nicole's family has been my family-- -Yeah, but that's gonna change.
我建议你习惯这点 And I suggest you get used to it.
我们需要请一个私家侦探 We need to hire a private investigator.
真的吗？我是说… Really? I mean...
-真的吗？ -你老婆吸毒什么的吗？可卡因？ -Really? -Does your wife do drugs or anything?
没正儿八经吸过 Coke? Not in any real way.
如果她是完美的母亲 我们赢不了 Well, we're not gonna win if she's the perfect mother.
有段时间 她对TUMS抗胃酸咀嚼片上瘾 She was addicted to Tums for a while.
没什么的 她可以一天吃一瓶 Hey, it wasn't nothing. She was up to a tube a day.
你注意到有人跟踪你吗？ Have you noticed anyone following you?
没有 No.
小心点 Well, keep an eye out.
听着 你要准备好接受这个事实 Look, you need to be prepared for the fact
诺拉会把你描述成 一个不尽职、缺席的父亲 that Nora is gonna portray you as a neglectful, absent father.
但我不是这样的 But I'm not.
你住在纽约 You live in New York.
工作繁忙 You're consumed with your work.
她和你们的孩子在这里苦苦挣扎 She and your kid are out here, struggling.
诺拉会使用这条策略 Nora's gonna use that strategy.
我很确定 I'm sure of it.
但妮可不会撒谎 But Nicole's not going to lie.
听着 如果我们从理性出发 Listen, if we start from a place of reasonable,
她们就会从疯狂出发 and they start from a place of crazy,
和解后 我们将处在理性与疯狂之间 when we settle, we'll be somewhere between reasonable and crazy.
仍然是疯狂 Which is still crazy.
一半的疯狂也是疯狂 Half of crazy is crazy.
俗话说得好 “刑事律师会看到坏人最好的一面 You know what people say, "Criminal lawyers see bad people at their best,
离婚律师会看到好人最坏的一面” divorce lawyers see good people at their worst."
在这一切结束之前 你会讨厌我和泰德 Before this is all over, you're gonna hate me and Ted
就因为我们所代表的你生活中的东西 just because of what we represent in your life.
我确定你说得没错 I'm sure you're right.
所以把故事再给我讲一遍 So tell me the story again.
-你来这里看你孩子 -或许我没解释清楚 -You came out here to see your kid. -Maybe I'm not explaining this--
-她给你离婚文件 -我们很友好 没事 -She serves you. -We're friendly, we're fine--
-真是个贱人 -我们只想把此事弄清楚 -What a bitch. -We're figuring this out.
她不是贱人 She's not a bitch.
谢谢 但这不是… 我们用不同的方式来处理这件事 Thanks, but this isn't-- We're doing it a different way.
我甚至负担不起这个费用 And I can't even close to afford this.
我得回纽约 有部百老汇戏剧正在排练 I gotta get back to New York. I have a Broadway play and rehearsals.
我当时很厉害 I was the hot shit at that time.
青春年少、性感无比 Young, very sexy,
秀发飘逸 with a great head of hair.
我很感激查理给我这个机会 I so appreciate that Charlie gave me this opportunity.
或许我应该感谢妮可 Or maybe I should thank Nicole.
我听说妮可的试播集要拍成剧集 这样她要搬去洛杉矶 I heard Nicole's pilot went to series, so she's moving to LA.
他们让亨利去那边的学校上学 And they put Henry in school out there.
查理也会搬去吗？ Is Charlie moving too?
查理不会 Not Charlie.
他不会丢下我们不管 He won't abandon us.
在洛杉矶没办法演戏剧 And you can't do theater in LA.
查理说她的剧集拍完后 Charlie said she and Henry are coming back to New York
她会和亨利会回纽约 when she finishes filming her show.
我可没那么确定 I wouldn't be so sure.
妮可绝不会待在纽约 这很明显 Nicole was never gonna stay in New York, that was obvious.
她可能一直都在策划这个计谋 She was probably planning this move all along.
她看到机会后 When she sees an opportunity,
相信我 她会抓住的 believe me, she takes it.
洛杉矶很好 有空间 Well, LA is nice. The space.
四度荣获奥斯卡影后 去死… Four-time Oscar winner, sucking my...
好了 大家今天怎么样？ -Okay, how is everyone today? -Hey!
大家不要靠近 我觉得唐娜感冒了 Nobody get too close. I think I caught Donna's cold.
-真遗憾 查理 -我在等亨利打Skpye电话给我 -Sorry, Charlie. -I'm expecting a Skype call from Henry,
所以我可能得出去 so I might have to step out.
查理 你现在所经历的事情 So, Charlie, what you're going through now
会变得很恐怖 但事情会结束的 is going to be horrible, but it will be over.
谢谢 弗兰克 Thanks, Frank.
-还有一件事 -什么？ -Another thing. -Yeah?
现在去和尽可能多的人上床 Fuck as many people as you can right now.
男女都行 Women, men.
-把我说的话当回事 -你可能需要帮忙裹纱布 -Take what I said seriously. -You might need help wrapping the gauze.
这个需要保持绷紧 It needs to stay tight.
好吧 我被搞糊涂了 Okay, I'm confused.
隐形人服装要用在哪个场景？ What scene is the Invisible Man outfit for?
不 那是我的万圣节服装 No, that's my Halloween costume,
科学怪人服装是给亨利的 and the Frankenstein is for Henry.
他这周末要过来 我们要去公园坡讨糖果 He's coming here this weekend. We're gonna trick or treat in the Slope.
我做得更有詹姆斯惠尔的风格 而不是肯尼思布拉纳的风格 I made it more James Whale than Kenneth Branagh.
太好了 Perfect.
我可以和你谈谈吗？ Can I talk to you?
好的 去… Yeah, over...
我把前两次排练里的走位打印出来了 I've typed up the blocking from the last two rehearsals,
这是70年代丹麦版的导演注释 and here are the director notes from that Danish production from the '70s.
你在哪里找到的？ Where'd you find it?
当然是图书馆 The library, duh.
我今晚可以过来吗？ Can I come over tonight?
玛丽安 现在很艰难 Mary Ann, it's too hard now.
我现在不能和任何人在一起 I just can't be with anyone right now.
但我们在你们结婚时做过 本来不该做的 But we did it when you were married and we shouldn't have done it.
既然你离婚了 我们不应该做吗？ And now that you're not married, shouldn't we be doing it?
我还没离婚 I'm not not married yet.
你在折磨自己 You're torturing yourself.
确保别把一切都毁了 Just make sure everything doesn't go to hell.
-我就指望你了 好吗？ -好的 -I'm relying on you, okay? -Fine.
谢谢 Thanks.
我希望你能更好地接受盛情 I wish you'd accept generosity better.
等等 让我… Hold on. Let me...
-喂？ -是查理巴伯吗？ -Hello? -Is this Charlie Barber?
是的 Yes.
嗨 我是诺拉范肖 Hi, this is Nora Fanshaw.
我是你妻子妮可巴伯的代理律师 I represent your wife, Nicole Barber.
嗨 Hi.
你有律师了吗？ Do you have an attorney yet?
没有 No.
好的 那我就可以直接跟你谈 好吗？ Okay, then it's okay for me to talk to you directly, okay?
好的 Okay.
我打电话给你 是因为你还没有回应我们的起诉 I'm calling because we haven't received your response to our filing.
是的 我一直在排练戏剧 来回往返洛杉矶 Yeah, I've been rehearsing this play and flying back and forth to LA.
你得提交你的回应 You're going to need to file your response.
妮可说不着急 Nicole said there was no rush.
你收到离婚文件已经超过30天了 It's been more than 30 days since you were served.
根据法律 你该在30天内回应 By law, you're meant to respond within--
我不喜欢我见的第一个律师 I didn't like the first lawyer I met.
你收到的文件上写得很清楚 It says that very clearly on the document you were given.
你读过了吗？ Did you read it?
看过了 但我以为它就是这么回事 Yeah, but I thought that's just what it says.
我们本来不打算请律师的 We weren't even gonna do it with lawyers.
查理 我觉得我不该把衬衫塞进去 Charlie, I think I shouldn't tuck in my shirt.
妮可说我不用着急 Nicole said I could take my time.
我们给你时间了 And we've let you take your time.
-在床戏中掉出来了 -可以稍等吗？ It comes out during the love scene. -Could you hold?
什么床戏？ What love scene?
我抱贝丝的时候 When I hug Beth.
你不用抱贝丝 You don't hug Beth.
我认为这是我们应该探索的东西 I think it's something we should explore.
你不能塞紧一点 或让堂娜用别针别住吗？ Can't you just tuck it in tighter or get Donna to safety pin it?
我也喜欢 I also have a kind of a thing
-把东西塞进去 -查理？ -about tucking things in. -Charlie?
如果你不提交回应 If you don't file your response,
我们将申请对你进行缺席判决 we'll file a request for default judgment against you.
…对我的身材有不安全感 ...insecurities about my figure.
-查理？ -好的 抱歉 -Charlie? -Yes, sorry.
缺席判决是什么意思？ 不要抱贝丝 Default judgment, what does that mean? Don't hug Beth.
我们可以索赔我们想要的任何东西 We'll be able to lay claim to whatever we want.
你这话是什么意思？ What do you mean, whatever you want of what?
你的公寓、你的东西、你拥有的一切 Your apartment, your things, everything you own.
我们… We?
她和我已经讨论过了 我们没那么多东西 She and I already discussed this. We don't own that much stuff.
她想要什么都可以 She can have whatever she wants.
这表示我们会把子女抚养费 设成最大金额 And it means we'll set the number of child support at its highest level
并要求获得你们孩子的完全监护权 and claim full custody of your child.
完全监护权？ Full custody?
我是说 这都不是… I mean, that's not even--
这是法律规定 This is what the law says.
妮可不会这样做 我是说 她不会的 Nicole's not going to do that. I mean, she won't.
不 查理 我代理妮可 我现在对你说的一切她都知道 Charlie, I represent Nicole, and she's aware of everything I'm saying to you.
我今早刚和她谈过 I just spoke to her this morning.
这个嘛 我在打电话前五分钟 才和她谈过 Well, I spoke to her five minutes before I got on the call.
好吧 那我怎么办？ Okay, so what do I do?
你需要请律师 马上做出回应 You need to get a lawyer and respond immediately.
妮可希望我们友善解决此事 但你让我们别无选择 Nicole wants to do this amicably, but you're leaving us no other option.
我会找律师 我可以在这里找吗？ I'll get a lawyer. Can I get a lawyer here?
-我不知道“这里”是指哪里 -纽约 -I don't know where "here" is. - New York.
啊！原来喇叭声是这么回事？ Ah! That's what all that honking is?
不行 你必须来洛杉矶 见这边的人 No, you'll have to come to LA and meet people in LA.
我在排练… I'm rehearsing a--
如果你在周五前还不来洛杉矶回应 我们就别无选择了 If you don't respond in Los Angeles by Friday, you'll leave us no choice.
哪个分机？ What? Which line?
我得接个电话 查理 你能稍等一下吗？ I have to take this. Can you hold on a second, Charlie?
我和妈妈在玩超级神秘寻宝游戏 Me and Mommy are in the middle of a super secret treasure hunt.
我以为飞机九点到 I thought the plane landed at 9:00.
你穿的是什么？ What are you wearing?
连裤袜 Sock pants.
是九点到的 什么是连裤袜？ It did. What are sock pants?
他不喜欢风吹在腿上的感觉 He doesn't like to feel the breeze on his legs.
他自己穿的 He dressed himself.
有长裤啊 可以谈谈吗？ There are long pants. Can I talk to you?
-快到中午了 -路上堵车 我们要走了哦 -It's almost noon. -There was traffic. We gotta get going.
-我们为什么不去寻宝？ -亨利 你可以等会儿吗？ -Why don't we ever do a treasure hunt? -Henry, can you wait a minute?
不要私下谈话 No talking alone.
只私下谈一会儿 我就马上过去 Just one bit of talking alone, then I'll be right there.
我接到了你律师的电话 I got a call from your lawyer.
她说如果我不回应 She said you'd take everything and...
你会拿走一切和孩子的抚养权 custody and everything if I didn't respond.
最好让律师来处理此事 It's better if we let the lawyers do this.
对 但我觉得她的话并非你的本意 But she's saying things I don't think you mean.
亨利 我们得走了 Henry, we need to get going.
我现在不想走 I don't wanna go now.
-你找到律师了？ -我来这里就是为了找律师 -Have you gotten a lawyer yet? -That's what I'm here to do.
快点 亨利 我赶时间 Come on, Henry. I'm in a rush.
我又找到三条线索了 I've three more clues.
你们怎么在我快到的时候 开始玩寻宝游戏之类的？ Why'd you start a treasure hunt or whatever so close to my arrival?
-真酷 -你来晚了 我们在打发时间 You were late. We were killing time.
宝贝 过来 我们待会儿再玩寻宝游戏 Honey, come. We're gonna finish the treasure hunt later.
-我要发财了 -好 -I'm gonna be rich. -Okay.
你得跟爸爸走 会很好玩的 You're gonna go with your daddy, it's gonna be fun.
我给你准备了礼物 等你回来就给你奖励 And I've got a present for you when you get back as a reward.
他又不是去看牙医 He's not going to the dentist.
-我就是想帮忙 -我要待在这里 -I'm trying to help. -I'm staying here.
来吧 Come on.
亨利？ Henry?
有增高坐垫吗？ Got the booster?
我有增高坐垫 I have a booster.
等等 没有 不在里面 Oh, wait, no, it's not in.
什么不在里面？ What's not in?
座椅没连接好 The seat's not connected.
我叫租车公司装的 I asked the rental company to install it.
我觉得出于担责的原因 他们不能装 I think they can't for liability reasons.
-你知道这些东西怎么… -让我…如果你… -Do you know how these things-- -Let me just-- Here, if you...
-应该有一个夹子可以夹住的 -…挖… -There should be a clip to clip onto. -You have to.dig...
该死！ Fuck!
-为什么“该死”？ -有锋利的东西 -Why fuck? -Something sharp.
我不能和妈妈待在一起吗？ Can't I stay with Mom?
-不行 -为什么不行？ -No. -Why not?
轮到我陪你了 我刚飞了4800多公里 It's my time with you. I just flew 3,000 miles.
我不想 I don't want to.
亨利 快他妈上车！ Henry, get in the fuckin' car!
对不起 但是老天 快上这该死的车 I'm sorry, but, Jesus, get in the fuckin' car.
乐高生化战士怎么拼？ How do you spell Lego Bionicles?
那是两个词 “乐高”以什么字母开头？ That's two words. What does Lego start with?
告诉我吧 Just tell me.
-你不想学吗？ -不想 -Don't you wanna learn it? -No.
-反正盒子上写了 -L… -It's on the box, anyway. -L...
然后是什么？ Then what?
E…剧院的人跟你问好 E. You know, everyone at the theater says hi.
嗨 然后是什么？ Hi. Then what?
“G”的发音 A "G" sound.
-你期待万圣节吗？ -J？ -Are you excited for Halloween? -J?
G G.
-然后是什么？ -“O”的发音 -Then what? -And an "O" sound.
-O？ -你期待万圣节吗？ -O? -Are you excited for Halloween?
是的 Yeah.
我把咱俩的服装都带来了 Brought both our costumes.
我要穿店里买的忍者服 I'm going as a store-bought ninja.
但我们说好了 我让唐娜给你做了科学怪人装 But we agreed. I had Donna make you a Frankenstein.
-我不想当科学怪人了 -你确定？ -I don't wanna be a Frankenstein anymore. -Are you sure?
要不你看一眼吧 Maybe just look at it.
很棒的 我们要扮成科学怪人和隐形人 It's awesome. We'll be Frankenstein and the Invisible Man.
妈妈给我买了忍者服 Mom bought me a ninja costume
它更贵一些 所以更好 which is better because it costs more.
严格来讲 科学怪人服装更贵 Technically, the Frankenstein cost more
如果你把唐娜花的 时间和材料计算在内 when you factor in Donna's time and the materials.
表兄妹们也会扮成忍者 The cousins are also gonna be ninjas.
但是亨利 我们经历了这么多麻烦 But Henry, we went through all this trouble.
好吧 Okay.
你想要什么都行 Whatever you want.
请拿好票 Please take the ticket.
-爸 你停得太远了 -我知道 -Dad, you're too far. -I know.
所以我不太放心把包留在车里 So I'm not comfortable leaving the bags in the car
我把车钥匙给了不认识的人 where I've given the key to someone I don't really know.
我来过这里 I've been here.
这是办公楼 所以你以前来过这种地方 It's an office building, so you've been to places like this before.
我记得这些鱼 I remember those fish.
很多鱼都长得一个样 A lot of fish look the same.
需要帮忙吗？ Can I help you?
我是查理巴伯 我约了一点半跟达恩科昂见面 I'm Charlie Barber. I have a 1:30 with Dan Cohen.
嗨 你的玩偶在哪里？ Oh, hi. Where's your little man?
我这次没带 我把骷髅放在妈妈那里了 I don't have it this time. I keep my skeletons at my mom's.
好吧 Okay.
哦 好的 Oh, okay.
抱歉 我们试图跟你联络 I'm sorry. We tried to reach you.
科昂先生让我跟你道歉 Mr. Cohen wanted me to apologize.
他不能见你 因为你的妻子显然在8月7日 He can't see you because apparently your wife already met with him
已经就代理的问题见过他了 on the 7th of August about representation.
但她雇了别人 But she hired somebody else.
-诺拉… -范肖？ -Nora... -Fanshaw?
但很遗憾 因为她咨询过科昂先生 But unfortunately, because she consulted with Mr. Cohen already,
按法律规定 他不能当你的代理律师 he's legally barred from representing you.
哦 Oh.
-我们来喂鱼吧？ -好 -Should we feed the fish? -Yeah.
-这种事很常见 -真的吗？ -It happens all the time. -Really?
你要是有票的话 我可以让你免费停车 If you have a ticket, I can validate your parking.
哦 Oh.
人们尽可能多见律师 这很常见 It's common that people meet with as many lawyers as possible
这样他们配偶的选择就会很有限 so that their spouse has limited options.
我觉得她不是有意这么做的 Oh, I don't think she would've done it deliberately.
你会吃惊的 You'd be surprised.
你和你妈妈去过很多办事处吗？ Do you go to a lot of offices with your mom?
不算太多 Not so many.
11个吧 Like 11.
爸爸 我觉得不会有人偷包 I don't think anyone would have stealed the bags, Daddy.
我今天得找到一个人 I need somebody today.
如果我明天之前不回应 她说我会失去监护权 If I don't respond by tomorrow, she said I could lose custody.
我不知道还能给谁打电话 肯定有人是她没见过的 I didn't know who else to call. There's gotta be someone she didn't meet.
我告诉你一个名字 I have a name for you.
伯特史匹兹 Bert Spitz.
他曾是罗伯托代理公司的娱乐律师 He was the entertainment lawyer at Roberto's agency.
太好了 Great.
但几年前 他被迫退休了 But then he kind of got pushed into retirement a few years ago,
他进入了家庭法这个领域 and he went into family law.
-我给他打了电话 -谢谢你 外婆 -I called him. -Thank you, G-ma.
-他可以三点见你 -该死 -And he can see you today at three. -Aw, shit.
就当我们没说过这番话 小查理 We never had this conversation, Charlie-bird.
-没问题 我爱你 -爸爸！ -You got it. I love you. -Dad!
-我还要一个汉堡 -为什么？ -I need a new burger. -Why?
因为你让我们拿着包去旅馆 我把它弄掉了 Because you made us carry your bags into the restaurant, I dropped it.
没关系 我把自己的给你 上车吧 That's fine. I'll give you mine. Get in the car.
你今天不能跟我玩 为什么还带着我？ Why did you bring me today if you couldn't hang out with me?
因为我一直在外地 想见你 Because I've been away and wanna see you.
带着孩子离婚 可能是一生中最难做的事情之一 Getting divorced with a kid can be one of the hardest things you'll ever do.
就像没有身躯的死亡 It's like a death without a body.
我本人很清楚 我经历过四次 I know personally. I've been there four different times.
你离过四次婚？ You've been divorced four times?
结过四次婚 Married four times.
离过三次 Three divorces.
最后一次会长久 如果一切顺利 This last one will stick, God willing.
正因为如此 我转向家庭法这个领域 That's why I graduated into family law,
帮助人们挺过这段痛苦的时光 to help people survive this painful time.
我是这么看的 Here's how I see it.
如果我们陷入“谁做了这个” If we get bogged down in "who did this" and "who did that,"
“谁做了那个”以及“我不想付两块钱” 这样的问题 and "I don't want to pay the two dollars,"
你就会付出更多金钱和时间 it'll just cost you more in money and time and...
承受更多精神压力 emotional stress,
最后仍然可能得到相同的结果 and you'll probably end up with the same result anyway.
没错 Right.
我是说 我同意这种理论 她肯定也如此 I mean, I agree with that philosophy. She does too, I'm sure.
我总是会遵循事实 不管它将带我们去向何处 And I always go with the truth, no matter where that takes us.
在我这个行业 很多人编造事实 Most people in my business make up the truth
这样就能得到他们想要的结果 so they can get where they need to go.
对他们来说 你只是交易 You're just transactions to them.
我愿意把你当做人来看待 I like to think of you as people.
好的 很好 Oh, okay, good.
不仅仅是你 也包括她 And not just you, her too.
是的 Yes.
这个过程可能会丑陋不堪 You know, this can be a really ugly process.
但我仍然相信这不一定会很糟糕 But I also believe it doesn't have to be terrible.
听你这样说 我很高兴 I'm glad to hear you say that.
我想尽量减少开支 I'd love to keep expenses down as much as possible.
那是当然 Of course you do.
我每小时收费450块 支付一万块的聘用定金后就可以开始 I charge 450 an hour and I need a $10,000 retainer to start.
我看能不能预支百老汇的转账金额 I'll see if I can get an advance on the Broadway transfer.
记住 你还得付她的律师费 And keep in mind you'll have to pay for her lawyer.
哦 我不… Oh. I didn't--
-什么？ -至少付她一部分的律师费 -What? -Well, at least part of her.
很不合理 对吧？ It doesn't make sense, does it?
我是说 你是因为爱孩子才这样做 I mean, you're doing this because you love your kid.
为此 你还要花费孩子的教育经费 And in doing so, you're draining money from your kid's education.
-似乎很荒唐 -没错 -It seems ridiculous. -Oh, it is.
没错 年轻人 It is, boy.
我们必须马上回应 We'll have to respond right away.
你儿子在这里上学？ Your son goes to school out here?
是的 暂时性的 我们商量好了 Yeah, temporarily, we agreed.
她的试播集要拍成剧集 我想迁就她 Her pilot went to series and I wanted to accommodate her.
她常觉得我们是按照我的意愿在做事 She's often felt we do things on my terms.
在离婚时扮演好老公 Be a better husband in divorce, huh?
大概是这样吧 但我们住在纽约 I guess something like that, but we live in New York.
你们的孩子在这里上学 Well, with your kid going to school out here,
法院可能不会这么看 the court may see it differently.
我们要上庭吗？ Will we go to court?
不 最好不要上庭 No, we don't wanna go to court.
在加州上庭简直是灾难 不 我们只是要考虑到这一点 Courts in California are a disaster. That's just how we have to think about it.
我不确定这是不是我的眼镜 I'm not sure these are my glasses.
在这边的时候 你住哪里？ Where are you living while you're here?
我目前住酒店 In a hotel right now.
不行 酒店看起来不好 No, a hotel doesn't look good.
-对谁而言？ -法庭 -To who? -The court.
-你刚说我们不会上庭 -不 当然不会… -You said we weren't going to go to court. -No, of course.
我们要做好上庭的准备 希望不用上庭 We have to prepare to go to court, hoping we don't go to court.
好的 Okay.
你该在洛杉矶找个住处 You should get a place in LA.
找个离她近的地方 争取监护权的时候 看起来会好很多 And get a place near her. It looks better for custody reasons.
她住在西好莱坞 会很贵的 She's in West Hollywood. That'll be expensive.
我大概能出租我们在纽约的公寓 I guess I could rent our New York apartment.
不要出租 Don't rent it.
你得继续证明在纽约有住处 You have to continue to prove New York residence.
当然了 如果你在洛杉矶有住处 And, of course, you have a place in LA.
很难证明你们都住在纽约 对不对？ It's hard to show you all live in New York, isn't it?
那么… So...
我该怎么做？ what do I do?
我建议你尽可能多花时间陪你儿子 I recommend you spend as much time as you can with your son.
很多人努力争取那个时间 Many people fight for that time,
然后连用都不用 then they don't even use it.
他们只是想赢 They just wanna win.
这应该没那么复杂 对吗？ This shouldn't be that complicated, right?
我是说 我们的家在纽约 I mean, we're a New York family.
我认为一切都很直截了当 对吗？ I think it's all pretty straightforward. Right?
希望如此 是的 I hope so, yes.
我看不到任何理由… I see no reason...
你们俩都爱孩子 you both love your child,
你们尊重彼此 you respect each other,
这为什么不该相对轻松一些 why this shouldn鈥檛 be relatively pain-free.
-没错 -你好像戴着我的眼镜 -Right. -I think you have my glasses.
有道理 That makes sense.
你们在做什么？ What have you been doing?
看这本杂志 Reading this magazine.
你们在看《加州律师》？ You were reading California Lawyer?
是的 Yeah.
好的 我快好了 Okay, I'm almost done.
我对那只猫的期望不高 I wouldn't expect too much from that cat.
我希望你知道 这一切终究会结束 I don't know...
无论我们是赢是输 and whatever we win or lose...
都将是你们俩一起解决问题 it'll be the two of you having to figure this out together.
谢谢 Thank you.
在这个过程中 你是第一个说话时把我当人看的 Your the first person in this process who's spoken to me like a human.
你让我想到了我的第二段婚姻 You remind me of myself on my second marriage.
来… Come! Oh!
跟爸爸一起好玩吗？ You have fun with Daddy?
我们开车到处转 找办公室 We drove around to offices.
你想看你的忍者服吗？ Oh. Do you wanna see your ninja costume?
在外婆床上 It's on G-ma's bed.
-好啊！ -好 -Yeah! -Yeah.
我叫唐娜给他做了 一整套科学怪人服装 You know, I had Donna build him this whole Frankenstein thing
上面有插座和… with plugs and--
这个嘛 表兄妹们都是扮忍者 所以他也想这样… Yeah, well, the cousins are ninjas, so he wanted to do that--
但他和我一起决定的 He and I had decided together.
这个嘛 我不能强迫他扮科学怪人 Oh, well, I can't make him be Frankenstein.
我不是要你强迫他 但或许你可以帮帮我 I'm not asking you to, but maybe you can help me out a little.
我把科学怪人服装放这里 你可以往这个方向劝劝他 I'll leave the Frankenstein here, maybe you can nudge him in that direction.
我会试试的 I'll try.
怎么… What's the...
你又染头发了？是为了你的剧集吗？ Did you dye your hair again? Is that for your show?
不 我就是这样的 我以前见你的时候就是这样 No, this is me. It was this way when I saw you before.
我知道 但我当时什么都没说 I know, but I didn't say anything then.
你不喜欢？ You don't like it?
不是 我觉得挺好 剪短了吗？我更喜欢长一点 但… No, I guess it's fine. Is it shorter? I prefer longer but...
抱歉 太可笑了 Sorry, it's just absurd.
一切还好吗？ Is everything okay?
还好 怎么了？ Yeah. Why?
我也不清楚 你好像有点… You seem, I don't know, like something is--
一切都很好 Everything's fine.
好吧 我要去酒店办理入住 Okay, I'm gonna check in at the hotel,
但我五点或五点半 应该可以来接你们 but I should be able to get to you guys by 5:00, 5:30--
我们要去凯茜在帕萨迪纳的家 We're going to Cassie's in Pasadena,
和表兄妹们一起讨糖果 and trick-or-treating with the cousins.
-凯茜现在住在帕萨迪纳？ -是的 -Cassie lives in Pasadena now? -Yes.
-她和山姆搬去几个月了… -好 我不太了解帕萨迪纳 -She and Sam moved there a couple months-- -I don't really know Pasadena.
-我会搞清楚的 地址在哪里？ -因为我妈很期待去那里 -I'll figure it out. What's the address? -My mom is looking forward to it.
-我会给山姆发短信 -凯茜和山姆很生气 -I'll text Sam. -Cassie and Sam are mad.
-生谁的气？ -你 -Mad at who? -You.
-凯茜和山姆？ -你可以理解的 -Cassie and Sam? -You can understand that.
所以我觉得 我们或许应该分开过万圣节 So I think we should probably do separate Halloweens.
但如果你没问题 他们也不会有问题吧？ But if you're okay with it, then shouldn't they be okay with it?
-我们这次就这么办吧 -你不想我去那里？ -Let's do it this way this time. -Do you not want me there?
我没问题 I'm fine with it.
-好的 -这对他来说会很好 -Okay. -It'll be nice for him.
他会过两个万圣节 He'll have two Halloweens.
我和他第二个万圣节要做什么？ 在日落大道闲逛？ What am I gonna do with him for second Halloween? Walk around Sunset Boulevard?
或许酒店会有什么活动 Maybe the hotel has something.
抑或开车去别的街区 Or you can drive to a different neighborhood.
太阳永远沉沦 Sun sets forever.
黎明永不来临 There shall never be another dawn.
不！ No!
女士… Lady...
我想得到黑暗和阴影的 I require the solace of the shadows
慰藉 and the dark...
好了 准备好过万圣节了吗？ Okay, ready for Halloween?
-嗨 -哇 真精致 -Hi. -Wow, elaborate.
宝贝 别忘了穿外套 天气越来越冷了 Don't forget to wear your jacket. It's getting colder.
-房子真漂亮 -准备好回去了吗？ -This is a nice house. -Ready to go back out?
-他得去尿尿 -不 我不要去 -He has to pee. -No, I don't.
他要去 He does.
他的一些玩偶都在这里 还有熊熊 Some of his men are in here and also Bear-Bear.
你可以把熊熊留下 因为我又买了一个 You can keep that Bear-Bear. I got another one.
他知道有两个熊熊吗？ Does he know that there are two Bear-Bears?
-是他的主意 -大卫鲍伊 对吗？《站到站》 -It was his idea. -David Bowie, right? Station to Station?
《我们跳舞吧》 Let's Dance.
亨利 跟爸爸过个 愉快的万圣节 好吗？ Henry, have a great Halloween with Daddy, okay?
玩得开心点 Have fun.
去尿尿 然后我们回去 Go pee and then we're going back out.
我好累 I'm too tired.
去尿尿 然后我们开车去过万圣节 Go pee and then we're gonna go drive to Halloween.
这个街区看起来很有希望 This block looks promising.
我希望万圣节已经结束了 I wish Halloween was over.
还没有 Well, it isn't.
我们要是在纽约 就可以散步 If we were in New York, we could be walking.
但我现在喜欢就这样坐着 But I like how we're sitting right now.
我喜欢坐着 I like to sit.
没错 让人坐下来 确实是洛杉矶的优势之一 That's true, Los Angeles does have sitting going for it.
我想因为如此 我才更喜欢洛杉矶 I think that's why I like Los Angeles better.
因为你能坐着？ Because you get to sit?
不是 因为我更喜欢这里的朋友 And because I like my friends here better.
不是这样的 That's not true.
赫瑞修和波比呢？ What about Horatio and Poppy?
赫瑞修不喜欢我了 Horatio doesn't like me anymore.
我也不喜欢波比 And I don't like Poppy.
在这里 我有阿克塞尔 Here I have Axel.
阿克塞尔很搞笑 爸爸 我觉得你会喜欢他的 Axel's hilarious. I think you'd like him, Dad.
我的家人也在这里 And my family's here.
除了你 Besides you.
所有人都睡了 Everyone's asleep.
我要尿尿！ I need to pee!
谁给你的打火机？ Who gave you a lighter?
把马桶盖掀起来 Lift the seat.
我星期一要回纽约 Gonna have to go back to New York on Monday.
你冲水了吗？ Did you flush?
洗手 Wash your hands.
你会和我玩吗？ Will you play with me?
我累了 宝贝 I'm tired, honey.
你听到我说话了吗？ 我得回纽约了 Did you hear me? I have to go back to New York.
啊 小心！我摔下来了！ Ah, watch out! I'm falling!
你没接住我 You didn't catch me.
好吗？ Okay?
你为什么不更常来这里？ Why aren't you here more?
我得工作 I have to work.
你知道我的戏剧要在百老汇上演 You know my play is opening on Broadway.
是因为你不想在妈妈身边吗？ Is it because you don't wanna be around Mom?
不是 No.
正如我们谈过的那样 我们一致决定 无论在哪里 都不会在一起 You know, like we talked about, we both decided not to be together no matter where we are,
但我们都想和你在一起 but we both wanna be with you.
但如果你在纽约 就离我好远 But you're not near me if you're in New York.
我们依然住在纽约 Well, we also live in New York.
是的 但我在这里上学 Yeah, but I go to school here.
只是暂时的 Just for right now.
就像那次为了我的戏剧 我们在哥本哈根一样 Like that time we were in Copenhagen for my play.
还记得那些小孩吗？好多呢 Remember all those kids in buckets?
我喜欢这里的学校 妈妈说 只要愿意 我们就可以待在这里 I like my school here, and Mom says we could stay here if we want.
什么意思？ What do you mean?
她这样说？ She said that?
是的 Yeah.
-喂？ -你要搬到这里来？ -Hello? - Are you moving out here?
-你找到律师了？ -是的 -Did you find a lawyer? -Yes.
亨利说你要搬来这里 Henry says you're moving here.
叫你的律师打电话给诺拉 Have your lawyer call Nora.
我想就我们俩谈 I wanna talk about it as us.
我们他妈的是谁？ Who the fuck is us?
我们就找个房间 只有你和我 Let's just get in a room, you and me.
我们一直说要这么做的 That's what we always said we'd do.
-我的律师不会让我签任何东西 -他们说了不算 是我们要离婚 -My lawyers wouldn't let me sign anything. -It's not up to them. It's our divorce.
他们说我以后可以告他们渎职 They say I could later sue them for malpractice.
我到底陷入了怎样的境地？ What am I walking into?
你到底陷入了怎样的境地？ What are you walking into?
是的 他妈的到底是怎么回事？ Yes, what the fuck is going on?
我读了你该死的电邮 查理！ 我全读了 I read your fucking emails, Charlie! I read them all.
-什么时候？ -不知道 最近吧 -When? -I don't know, recently.
-该死 -你是个该死的骗子 -Shit. -You're a fucking liar.
-你和玛丽安上床！ -那是在我睡沙发之后发生的 -You fucked Mary Ann! - It was after I was sleeping on the couch.
努力改善我们的感情简直是胡扯 It was bullshit about working on us.
知道吗？我一直在努力 You know what? I have been working.
我一直一个人在努力 I've been doing the work alone.
你怎么看我的电邮？ How did you read my emails?
我入侵进了你的帐户 你这个蠢蛋！ I hacked into your account, you dumb fuck!
我觉得这是违法的！ I think that's illegal!
别跟我鬼扯 说你对洛杉矶的事觉得很惊讶 Don't give me this shit about being surprised about LA.
惊讶吧！我有自己的想法 Surprise! I have my own opinions.
你怎么知道如何做这种事？ How do you even know how to do something like that?
惊讶吧！我想要的东西跟你不一样 I want things that aren't what you want,
因为 惊讶吧 你跟其他女人上床 because, surprise, you were fucking another lady.
就一次！ 我认为你把两件事混为一谈 It was one time! I think you're conflating two different things.
玛丽安和洛杉矶一点关系都没有 Mary Ann has nothing to do with LA.
我就是混为一谈 王八蛋！ I am conflating, motherfucker!
你看着我混为一谈吧！ You watch me conflate!
你刚刚跺脚了吗？ Did you just stamp your foot?
我觉得我以前从未这样干过 我只是太生气了 I don't think I've ever done that before. I'm just so angry.
看来你需要来一杯 You look like you needed one.
是的 我确实需要 谢谢 Yes, I do, thanks.
日本人现在正在调制 非常有趣的龙舌兰酒 You know, the Japanese are making really interesting tequila right now.
大概很刺激吧 That's exciting, I guess.
什么事让你这么生气？ What are you so angry about?
我该死的前夫 Fucking ex-husband.
这么久以来 我一直感到内疚 他却只顾自己 I spent all this time feeling guilty, and he's so self-absorbed.
毫无意义 It's pointless.
我在和自己玩游戏 It's a game I'm playing with myself.
嘿 我是帕布罗 我们见过的 在… Oh, hey, Pablo. We met at--
-你是拿反光板那人 -爱调情的器械师 -Oh, you held the bounce board. -The flirty grip.
-我只要你这么做 好吗？ -什么？ -Here's what I want you to only do, okay? -What?
我要你用手指来操我 I want you to finger me.
-什么？ -用手指来操我就行 -What? -Just finger me.
-好 -我们就这样 用手指操 -Okay. -That's all we'll do, just fingering.
好吗？ Okay?
我要改变我整个该死的人生 I'm changing my whole fucking life.
妮可和查理的儿子亨利 是在洛杉矶出生的 Nicole and Charlie's son, Henry, was born here in Los Angeles.
他目前在月桂谷的月桂小学上学 He currently attends Laurel Elementary in Laurel Canyon,
妮可在好莱坞工作 and Nicole works in Hollywood
与此同时 身为母亲 她安排得很满 while also maintaining a full schedule as a mother
陪孩子上游泳课、艺术课 with classes of swim, art,
健身课和音乐课 还有游戏小组 gym, and music, as well as play groups.
妮可是亨利的主要监护家长 Nicole is Henry's primary custodial parent,
在某种程度上 如果查理想要行使他的监护权 and to the extent that Charlie would like to exercise his custodial time,
就应该付出努力 到加州来看望亨利 he should be making efforts to visit Henry here in California.
诺拉 你似乎忽略了这个事实 Nora, you seem to be ignoring the fact
他们在纽约住了十年 that they lived in New York for ten years.
我的当事人在纽约工作了几年 这是事实 My client worked in New York for several years, that's true.
但妮可是在洛杉矶出生和长大的 But Nicole was born and bred right here in LA.
大多数假期和暑期 她和查理都会来这里 She and Charlie would come here most holidays and summers
陪伴她的家人 to spend time with her family,
他们都住在洛杉矶 who all live in LA.
她和查理是在洛杉矶结婚的 She and Charlie were married in LA.
你想看照片吗？ Would you like to see the photos?
不用 我不需要看照片 No, I don't need to see the photos.
尽管我很肯定他们都很好看 Although I'm sure they both look beautiful.
我的当事人希望 It's my client's expectation
等这部剧集拍完后 that after this TV show is completed,
他们会搬回纽约 the parties will move back to New York
他们目前在那里有一套公寓 where they currently keep an apartment.
据我所知 查理跟妮可承诺 And it's my understanding that Charlie promised Nicole
结婚期间 他们会花更多时间 that they would spend more time in Los Angeles
待在洛杉矶 during the marriage.
但因为他坚持说 他的工作让他们留在纽约 But because of his insistence that his work keep them in New York,
妮可最终在那里待的时间 远远超出预期 Nicole ended up staying there much longer than she ever anticipated.
事实上 几年前 In fact, a few years ago,
查理获得了在格芬剧场的常驻职位 Charlie was offered a residency at the Geffen Playhouse
那本可以让他把工作和家庭 that would have taken his work and his family
都迁来洛杉矶 长达一年之久 to Los Angeles for a year.
但他 And he...
拒绝了 turned it down.
尽管那是妮可的愿望 Even though that was Nicole's desire.
他想让他的家庭和孩子维持现状 He wanted to maintain consistency for his family and his child.
他们曾在哥本哈根生活了六个月 Was this the same consistency he wanted to maintain
为了他可以执导一部戏剧 你所说的现状与那个现状是一样的？ when they went to Copenhagen for six months so he could direct a play?
据我所知 查理在纽约生活 Now, while I understand that Charlie lives in New York...
日程安排不冲突时 他就飞过来看儿子… and when it's convenient to his work schedule, he flies out to see his son...
他一有机会就飞来这里 开销很大 He flies out here every chance he gets at great expense.
我觉得你没有理由不能一直待在这里 I don't see any reason you can't be out here full-time.
他在纽约谋生 He makes his living in New York.
-抱歉?我们要不要考虑吃午餐？ -好主意 -Sorry, do we want to contemplate lunch? -Good idea.
我现在就订 等我们都饿了 就会送到 I'll order now so it'll comes when we're hungry.
好的 Yeah.
曼尼餐厅没问题吧？ Everyone good with Manny's?
我喜欢曼尼餐厅 I'd love Manny's.
你吃过曼妮餐厅的东西吗？ Have you had Manny's?
你会喜欢的 You'll love it.
三明治和沙拉都很好吃 Just really yummy sandwiches and salads.
我要培根生菜番茄三明治 I'll have the BLT.
爸？ Dad?
火鸡 Turkey.
我要培根生菜番茄三明治 I'll have the BLT.
-你要羽衣甘蓝？ -羽衣甘蓝沙拉 -You'll have the kale? -Kale salad.
我不知道 抱歉 I don't know, sorry.
查理要… Charlie will have...
希腊沙拉 the Greek salad,
但要放柠檬和橄榄油 不要放希腊沙拉酱 but with lemon and olive oil instead of the Greek dressing.
好 Okay.
-我要中式鸡肉沙拉 -好 没问题 -I'll have the Chinese chicken salad. -Okay, sure.
谢谢 -Thank you. -Yep.
查理 恭喜你获奖?妮可告诉我了 Congratulations, Charlie, on your grant. Nicole told me.
谢谢 Oh, thank you.
他是个天才 He's a genius.
我跟妮可说过 Well, I told Nicole,
我很喜欢你的戏剧 I loved your play.
-谢谢 -真的 -Oh, thanks. -Really.
你真是个聪明人 You are one smart cookie.
谢谢 Oh, thanks.
我真想 I would just love to...
爬进那个大脑 crawl inside that brain.
有那么一刻 当你闻到吐司的味道 闻一闻 There was that one moment when you smell the toast. Smell!
在我当年看过的戏剧中 我最喜欢那部 It was literally my favorite thing that I saw that year.
-谢谢 -真有才 -Thanks. -Truly genius.
谢谢 Thank you.
听说它在百老汇停演了 我很遗憾 I was sorry to hear it closed on Broadway.
他们闻不到吐司的味道 They couldn't smell the toast.
太感人了 It was so emotional.
我想竞争很激烈 It's very competitive, I imagine.
当查理在洛杉矶的时候 Now, when Charlie is in Los Angeles,
妮可当然认同 这对亨利来说最好 Nicole, of course, agrees that it will be best for Henry
他能同时见到父母 that he see each parent equally.
查理 这里很好 你应该给它一次机会 It's very nice out here, Charlie. You should give it a chance.
嗯 还有空间…无可比拟 Yeah, and the space... can't beat it.
我也喜欢这里 I love it too.
但且不说我们 对这两个城市的个人感情 But all of our personal feelings about the two cities aside,
你声称这对夫妇的家在洛杉矶 我们不认同这点 we don't share your assertion that the couple is an LA-based family.
他们显然协商好了 It was very clearly their deal
在妮可拍完剧集后 他们会回纽约 that they would go back to New York after Nicole finished her show.
我可不知道什么协商 I'm not aware of any deal.
我没书面写下来 I didn't get it in writing.
查理 你们协商好了 在结婚期间 Charlie, is this like the deal that you made
你和妮可会在洛杉矶待更多时间 这个协商是一样的吗？ that you Nicole would spend more time in LA during your marriage?
我们没协商好 我们讨论过这件事 We didn't have a deal. It was something we discussed.
但… But...
因此你想要的时候 就是协商 So it's a deal when it's something you want
妮可想要的时候 就是讨论？ and a discussion when Nicole wants it?
私谈一下 Sidebar...
诺拉 你有没有备用办公室 让查理和我私谈一下？ Nora, do you have a spare office where Charlie and I can sidebar?
好的 Sure.
-你可以… -我可以带你去 -Can you... -I can show you.
来吧 Come on.
-诺拉是个很棒的律师 -嗯 -Nora is a very good lawyer. -Uh-huh.
-很厉害 对吧？ -是的 -Tough, right? -Yeah.
你的处境很艰难 因为你表示自己愿意飞来这里 And you're in a bind because you've shown you're willing to fly out here
租一套公寓 以便看望你的儿子 and rent an apartment to see your son.
-是你让我这样做的 -我知道 -You told me to do that. -I know that.
我这样做是因为想看望我的孩子 而不是要开先例 And I'm doing that because I want to see my kid, not to set a precedent.
但是很遗憾 你在开先例 Yes, but unfortunately, you are setting a precedent.
法官可能会这么看 And a judge might look at it that way.
有没有替代方案？ 我待在纽约 永远不用来这里？ What's the alternative? I stay in New York and never come out here?
没有 因为这会让法庭觉得 No, because then it would look to the court
你不想看望你的儿子 like you don't care about seeing your son.
上庭还是不上庭？ 别说“上庭”了 然后说“永远别上庭” Court or no court? Stop saying "court" and then "never court."
这个嘛 看事态的发展 我们或许得上庭 Well, the way this is going, we may have to go to court.
你知道你的话让人听了有多恼火吗？ Are you aware of how maddening you sound?
我知道 I am.
我也知道这看起来不公平 And I know it seems unfair.
但想象一下 如果你是 But imagine if you were...
一个被丈夫抛弃的可怜母亲 a poor mother whose husband abandons her
然后拒绝支付任何费用 and then refuses to pay anything.
这套制度 就是为了保护人们免受这种不幸 That's what the system is trying to protect people from.
听着 Listen...
如果我是你的代理律师… if I were representing you--
你就是我的代理律师 You are representing me.
没错 不 当然了 Right, no, of course. No.
我觉得法官不会让这孩子从加州搬走 I don't see a judge moving this child from California.
我觉得我们今天要尽量和解 I think we try and settle today.
和解是什么意思？ "Settle" meaning... what?
-她会让儿子留在洛杉矶 -不行 伯特 只是… -She gets LA. -No, Bert, just--
不行 No.
我是说 我们必须赢 I mean, we have to win this.
记住 对亨利来说最好才算赢 Remember, the win is what's best for Henry.
如果你们上庭 他会被牵扯进来 And if you guys go to court, he's gonna get pulled into it.
但如果他待在这里 而我待在纽约 那就… But if he stays here and I stay in New York, that's just...
那我就不能… then I won't...
我就永远不能当他的家长了 I'll never get to really be his parent again.
会不一样 It'll be different.
不会存在 It won't exist.
那或许你应该搬来这里 So maybe you move here.
阿米尔关于空间的话 你听到了？ You heard what Amir said about the space?
去他的空间 伯特！去他的空间！ Fuck the space, Bert! Fuck the space!
你要我怎样都行 但这是我的建议 I'll do whatever you want me to do, but this is my advice.
我见过这种事一直拖下去 I've seen these things go on and on,
这种争斗所导致的重负无法估量 and the burden of these battles is immeasurable.
我有个当事人在和他妻子达成协议前 就得结肠癌死了 I had a client get colon cancer and die before he and his wife came to agreement.
在纽约提起诉讼怎么样？ What about filing in New York?
太迟了 It's too late.
即使你这样做 我觉得也无济于事 And even if you did, I don't think it would matter.
她们在财务上很合理 你知道吗？ They're being reasonable financially, you know?
她们没有要你一半的奖金 算你幸运 You're lucky they didn't ask for half your grant money.
她不会那样做 因为她知道我把钱全都投进剧院了 She wouldn't do that. She knows I put all that money back in my theater.
如果这种情况持续下去 她或许会要 If this continues, she might.
演员和剧组人员都靠这笔钱 The actors and crew all rely on that money.
法庭绝不会同意的 对吗？ A court would never agree with this, right?
无论他们是否同意 上庭去证明这点 Whether they do or not, it'll cost you half your grant money
会花掉你一半的奖金 to go to court and prove it.
我感觉自己像个罪犯 I feel like a criminal.
但你并没有犯下任何罪行 But you didn't commit any crime.
感觉不是这样的 It doesn't feel that way.
如果我们现在答应让亨利留在洛杉矶 If we give on LA right now,
然后尝试达成最好的协议 and then try to make the best deal possible,
我觉得我们可以 让她在其他方面做出让步 I think we can get her to give on other fronts.
没有其他方面！ There are no other fronts!
问题就在这里！ This is the thing!
他得知道我为他努力争取！ He needs to know that I fought for him!
他会知道的 He'll know.
我真不该让她带着亨利来这里 I should never have let her come out here with Henry.
如果不是洛杉矶和纽约 会有其他事 If it wasn't LA or New York, it'd be something else.
你们会为了房子 或学区之类的事情而争执 You'd be fighting about a house or a school district or...
你知道这是什么情况吗？ You know what this is like?
就像那个笑话一样 说的是跟理发师 在一起的那个女人 她要去罗马 This is like that joke about the woman at the hairdresser, she's going to Rome.
-知道这个笑话吗？ -不知道 -You know this? -I don't.
这个女人跟理发师在一起 她说 This woman is at her hairdresser and she says,
“我要去罗马度假” "I'm going to Rome on holiday."
他说：“真的吗？ 你要坐哪家航空公司的飞机？” And he says, "Oh, really? What airline are you taking?"
她说：“意大利航空” She says, "Alitalia."
他说：“意大利航空？ 你疯了？ He says, "Alitalia? Are you crazy?
那最差了…很恐怖 别坐那家航空公司的飞机” That's the worst-- That's terrible. Don't take that."
他说：“你要住哪里？” He says, "Where are you gonna stay?"
她说：“我要住哈塞拉酒店” She says, "I'm gonna stay at the Hassler."
“哈塞拉？什么？你开玩笑吗？ "The Hassler? What, are you kidding?
哈塞拉酒店在装修 你整晚都会听到撞击声 They're renovating the Hassler. You'll hear hammering all night long.
你会睡不着 你要去看什么？” You won't sleep. What are you gonna see?"
她说：“我想我要去梵蒂冈” She says, "I think I'm gonna try to go to the Vatican."
“梵蒂冈？你整天都要排队 "The Vatican? You'll be standing in line all day long.
永远没机会看任何东西…” You'll never see anything--"
抱歉 伯特 我付钱是来听笑话的吗？ I'm sorry, Bert, am I paying for this joke?
无论发生什么 都是暂时的 Whatever happens here, it's temporary.
他会长大 在这个问题会有自己的看法 He's growing up. He's gonna have opinions on the subject.
查理 时间是站在你这边的 Time is on your side, Charlie.
或许他会去东海岸上大学 Maybe he'll do college on the East Coast.
我的大部分硬币都在爸爸家 比如25美分硬币和10美分硬币 I have most of my coins, like my quarters and dimes at Daddy's,
但我会把一元硬币和一张20块的钞票 放在你这里 好吗？ but I'm keeping my dollars and my one twenty at yours, okay?
所以那是20加50 So that is one twenty
是多少？真该死 plus 50, what is that? Goddamn it.
“真该死”是什么？ What's "Goddamn it"?
你们那里停电了吗？ Did you guys lose power where you are?
爸爸？ Dad?
我们停电了吗？ Did we lose power?
没有 No.
山庄正在进行滚动式灯火管制 现在… There's rolling blackouts in the hills and now...
该死 大门现在关不上 Oh, damn it. Now the gate won't close.
她的大门关不上 Her gate won't close.
妈妈！ Mom!
-我能去看我的房间吗？ -当然可以 -Can we go see my room? -Yeah, of course.
-你试过所有的… -我都试过了 -Tried all the-- -I tried everything.
我让你出来 很抱歉 Sorry I made you come out.
没关系 It's fine.
-我只是… -你可不想让大门开着 -I just-- -You don't want your gate open.
是的 Right.
应该有控电板之类的… Should be a panel or something on the side--
可能是这里有问题 Maybe this is something here.
-房子真好看 -是的 -It's a cute house. -Oh, yeah.
我是说 我这么觉得 I mean, from what I can see.
谢谢 Thanks.
你该理发了 Getting shaggy.
是的 我得找个理发师 Yeah, I have to find a hair cutter.
要我帮你剪吗？ You want me to cut it?
好啊 Okay.
闭上眼睛 Close your eyes.
他睡着了 He's out.
或许他今晚该留在这里 Maybe he should stay here tonight.
今晚他该住我家 It's my night.
我们就快结束了 We're mostly finished.
伯特和我敲定了九成的细节 Bert and I hammered out 90 percent of the details,
还有几件小事悬而未决 and there鈥檚 a couple minor things hanging,
但应该很容易 but it should be easy.
然后法官就会宣布你们正式离婚 And then the judge makes your divorce official.
很好 Oh. That's good.
-该死 -怎么了？ -Fuck me. -What?
那是谁？ Who's that?
-查理不该这么做 -什么意思？伯特在哪里？ -Charlie, you shouldn't have done this. -What do you mean? Where's Bert?
这表示我们达成的所有协议 现在都不可行了 This means that everything we've agreed upon now is off the table.
亨利会留在洛杉矶 对吗？ We've got LA, right?
杰马罗塔当他的代理律师 就说不准了 Not with Jay Marotta representing him.
现在这变成了一场恶战 This is a street fight now.
我要问一些我们通常不会问的问题 And I'm gonna have to ask for things that we wouldn't normally ask for.
这个体制会奖励坏行为 This system rewards bad behavior.
-杰 -嘿 -Jay. -Hey.
嗨 Hi.
那晚我在玛迪奥餐厅看到了蜜莉恩 I saw Miriam at Madeo the other night.
-是吗？ -你真帅 -Yeah? -Looking very handsome.
你应该来参加我们的“对抗癌症”活动 You know, you should come to our Stand Up To Cancer event.
-约翰传奇要来演出 -我很喜欢他 -John Legend's gonna play. -Oh, I love him.
我想会在比佛利希尔顿酒店举行 Okay. It's gonna be at the Beverly Hilton, I think.
-太好了 -好吗？ -Great. -Okay?
-她说你要在马里布多待一阵子 -真的吗？ -She said you're spending time in Malibu. -Oh, really?
我也是 大楼归国际创新管理公司后 我就没见过她了 Me too. Haven't seen her since that building was ICM.
提一下往事… A little history.
十年前 查理冒着风险 Ten years ago, Charlie takes a risk
第一次雇佣妮可当女演员 when he first hires Nicole as an actress
出演他在纽约市的一部戏剧 in his play in New York City.
他是一位备受好评、很有前途的导演 He's a well-regarded up-and-coming director
先锋派人物 of the avant-garde.
而她是 And she's known
出演大学性爱电影的上空女孩 as the girl in that college sex movie who takes her top off.
-我当事人的艺术选择… -十年来… -My client will not be slut-shamed... -Ten years on...
-…不应该让她受到羞辱 -…出演了很多 -...for an artistic choice. -...and many prestigious
著名的戏剧角色后 theater roles later...
她变成了一位信誉度极高的演员 She becomes an actress of great credibility.
因为这种信誉度 And it's because of that credibility,
她获邀在一部大型剧集中担任主角 that she's offered the lead role in a major television show.
多亏了查理 她才有这个全新的机会 This new opportunity is thanks to Charlie.
法官大人 就目前来说 我们不该支付赡养费 Your Honor, we shouldn't have to pay support money at this point.
事实上 她在电视方面的收入 那部剧集目前和未来的收入 In fact, Charlie is entitled to half her TV money,
查理都有权获得一半 present and future earnings of the show.
查理刚获得麦克阿瑟奖 Charlie's just received the enormous sum of $650,000
得到了65万美元的巨额奖金 in the form of a MacArthur grant.
-他会获得分期付款… -这个奖是颁给… -Of which he gets... -This is for the theater work...
-…每笔金额为12.5万美元… -…他在结婚期间所执导的戏剧 -...in $125,000 installments... -...he conducted during the marriage.
分五年支付 over five years.
-所以按照杰的逻辑 这份工作 -他用这笔钱 -So by Jay's same logic... -He uses the money...
聘请演员和演职人员 妮可也在众多方面做出了贡献 -...that Nicole contributed to. -...to employ actors and crew members...
-请一个个说 -…并偿还他的戏剧公司 -One at a time, please. -...and to pay debts that he's accumulated
所累积的债务 该公司的戏剧 由他妻子担任主演 with his theater company that stars his wife.
-为了在他的小剧院演出 -保佑你 -Bless you. -Not only did she turn down a lucrative
她不仅拒绝了在电影方面的 and successful career in movies
报酬丰厚和成功的职业生涯 to perform in his little theater,
事实上 她早期还借钱 but she actually supplied Charlie
给查理来帮助他 with a loan early on to help out.
-他还清了这笔钱 -她还让剧院打着她的名号 -Which he paid back. -She lent her name to the marquee,
这是人们来剧院看戏的主要原因 which was the principle reason people came to the theater.
十年前或许是这么回事 That may have been true ten years ago.
她继而帮查理打造了声誉 And in turn, she helped establish Charlie's reputation.
在接下来的十年里 Now, over the next ten years,
她陆续受邀出演电影、电视节目 she was subsequently offered parts in movies, TV shows,
因为查理要求她当妈妈 并出演他的戏剧 most of which she turned down at Charlie's behest
她拒绝了大多数机会 to be a mom and act in his plays.
所以虽然我们愿意 在赡养费的问题上灵活处理 So while we are willing to be flexible on support,
但我们认为查理的奖金应由双方平分 we contend that half of Charlie's grant money be split between the parties.
他因为自己的天赋才获得这笔奖金 I don't see how you can claim that she gets half a grant
我不明白你怎么能声称 她要分得一半 dedicated to his genius.
他是在婚姻期间成为天才的 He became a genius during the course of the marriage.
拜托 诺拉 Oh, come on, Nora.
查理本人听说自己获奖后 Charlie himself, upon hearing that he received the prize,
告诉妮可 这个奖项也属于她 told Nicole that it belonged to her too.
人们得奖的时候会这么说 That's what people say when they win awards.
不 他在暗示这是事实 No, he was implying what was true.
他的天赋是在婚姻期间 形成的无形资产 His genius was an intangible asset built during the marriage.
诺拉 在争论监护权的时候 Nora, I like how you refer to Charlie's theater
你把查理的剧院称作 市中心摇摇欲坠的破地方 as a ramshackle downtown dump
这一点我很喜欢 when you're arguing custody,
但当你想要更多钱的时候 but when you want more money,
他就成了富有的百老汇天才大导演 he's a big, rich, genius Broadway director.
同一件事不能有两种说法 You can't have it both ways.
真的吗？为什么不行？ Oh, really? Why not?
杰 无论你觉得公不公平 And whether you think it's fair or not, Jay,
麦克阿瑟奖金的第一笔钱 the first monetary installment from the MacArthur grant
被存入联合婚姻帐户 因此变成了共有财产 was put into a joint marital accountant, and thus...
该死 你不该把钱存入联合帐户 Fuck. You shouldn't have put that money in a joint account.
反正什么都不会剩下 我会动用全部的钱来跟她离婚 There's not gonna be anything left, anyway. I'm using it all to divorce her.
诺拉 我不得不说 你对这个婚姻的描述 Nora, I have to say that your account of this marriage
发生在一个虚拟现实中 takes place in an alternate reality.
突然搬到洛杉矶 By suddenly moving to LA
坚持居住地在洛杉矶 and insisting on an LA residence,
妮可扣留亨利… Nicole is withholding Henry...
-律师 请坐下 -…让他跟自己的父亲疏远 -Counsel, please be seated. -...alienating him from his father,
这把查理的生活完全打乱了 which has turned Charlie's world upside down.
-律师？ -这相当于突袭 -Counselor? -It amounts to an ambush.
杰 “扣留”？当真？“疏远”？ "Witholding," Jay? Really? "Alienating"?
这些是挑衅性言辞 Well, those are fighting words,
而且大错特错 对和解没有任何促进作用 and it's simply false and does nothing to further this settlement.
你对情况的概括让人无法接受 Your recap of the situation is outrageous.
虽然毫无疑问 在加州提出离婚 无需证明配偶有错 And although California is, without doubt, a no-fault state,
但在准确概述这一状况时 值得一提的是 it bears mentioning in the accurate recap of the situation
查理有婚外情 that Charlie had had extramarital affairs.
-一次婚外情 -你真的想深入谈论这个话题吗？ -An extramarital affair. -Do you really want me to go there?
-是的 讨论吧 -好的 -Yeah, let's go there. -Okay.
妮可承认她入侵了查理的电脑 Nicole has admitted to hacking Charlie's computer
读了他的电邮 and reading his emails,
如果得到证实 这算是重罪 which, if proven, is a felony.
诺拉 我要是问妮可 And, Nora, I don't think you'll be too happy
晚上酗酒的事 我想你不会太高兴 if I ask Nicole about her alcohol consumption in the evenings.
-什么？ -她向查理透露最近有一天晚上 刚把亨利抱上床后 What? She confided in Charlie recently, having just carried Henry to bed,
她下楼时都没办法站稳 that she was having trouble standing while walking down the staircase.
据我所知 这种事件并非只有一次 And from what I understand, this is not an isolated event.
那么你告诉我 诺拉 So you let me know, Nora,
-如有必要 我们会深入讨论 -查理？ -and will go there as needed. -Charlie?
我能问你 Can I ask you,
如果你连已有的陪伴亨利的时间 how do you expect to have more time with Henry
都不好好利用、负责任地利用 when you don't exercise the time you already have?
又如何指望有更多时间陪他呢？ And exercise it responsibly?
最近一次来洛杉矶时 On a recent visit to Los Angeles,
查理没有打电话、发短信 after failing to call, text,
以任何方式或任何形式进行沟通 communicate in any way, shape, or form,
他晚了两个小时 Charlie finally arrived two hours late to pick up Henry
才来妮可的妈妈家接亨利 at Nicole's mother's house.
当时 他向妮可保证 At that point, the car seat,
会由专业人士安装的汽车安全座椅 which he had assured Nicole had been professionally installed,
显然连系都没系上 was clearly not even belted in.
-只是放在后座上 -你得把它扣在汽车座位上 -It was sitting in the back seat. -You have to buckle in the car seat.
-是法律规定的 -我知道 -It's the law. -I know that.
-我以为租车公司装好了 -不 他们不能装 这是担责 -I thought the rental place did it. -No, they can't do it. It's a liability.
我现在知道了 我们发现后 就马上弄好了 I know that now. Once we discovered that, we fixed it.
律师？ Counsel?
你可以看到我的法庭里坐满了人 You can see my courtroom is full
有些人没有你的当事人所拥有的资源 and there are people who don't have the resources your clients have,
我很确定 本着诚信善意的原则 在针对这个孩子的案件中 and I'm fairly certain you haven't exhausted, in good faith,
你们的辩论还没有结束 the arguments in the case of this child.
与此同时 我们将保持现状 In the meantime, we'll keep the status quo.
就目前来说 这个家庭依然算是洛杉矶的家庭 This remains an LA family for the time being.
我最近才接管这个部门 I took over this department recently,
还在熟悉案件 and I'm still becoming acquainted with the cases.
所以我打算指派一位专家评估员 So I'm going to appoint an expert evaluator
这位评估员比我更了解孩子 who knows much more about young children than I do.
一旦评估结束 Once the evaluation is done,
我们将根据需要修改指令 we'll modify the orders where necessary.
嘿 Hey.
嘿 亨利在哪里？ Hey, where's Henry?
他跟凯茜和她的孩子们 在玩激光枪战游戏 He's with Cassie and her kids at laser tag.
想喝东西吗？ You want something to drink?
我有没过滤的自来水、啤酒 还有几盒果汁 I have unfiltered tap water, beer, and some juice boxes.
我要一盒果汁 I'll take a juice box.
你墙上什么都没有？ You don't have anything on the walls?
除了亨利的画 我没什么可以挂在墙上 I don't have anything except Henry's art,
正在加画框 which is being framed.
在你往墙上挂东西之前 I can give you some stuff,
我可以给你一些东西 you know, till you get some things.
亨利在史泰登岛渡轮上 那张很棒的照片怎么样？ How about that great picture of Henry on the Staten Island ferry?
那张照片上有你吧？ Aren't you in that one?
我想我…你可以把我剪掉 I guess I... I guess you can cut me out.
我得提前一天去纽约 22号那天 I'm gonna have to leave a day early to go to New York on the 22nd.
我在想能不能那个周五去接亨利 So I was wondering if I could take Henry that Friday.
22号 那就是21号？ The 22nd, so that's the 21st?
我们其实有安排了 We have plans, actually.
我们要和表兄妹们 去洛杉矶郡艺术博物馆 We're going to something at LACMA with the cousins.
但你能改期吗？ 这样我就可以去接他了 But could you change it so I could take him?
只有一晚 他很期待 It's just one night. He's looking forward to it.
-真的吗？ -那晚他归我 查理 我们商量好的 -Really? -It's my night, Charlie, we negotiated it.
好 好吧 Okay, fine.
但是什么？ But what?
没什么 我只是要你灵活一点 No, I'm just asking you to be flexible.
我很灵活 你来来去去 我根据你的行程做了调整 I am flexible. You come in and out and I adjust based on your schedule.
-我们这天晚上有票去… -不只是一个晚上 但是没关系 -This one night we have tickets to-- -It's not only this one night, but fine.
亨利的老师想见我们 Henry's teacher wants to meet with us.
你是说他在洛杉矶的老师？ You mean his LA teacher?
你可以回一下电邮吗？ 这样我们可以安排一个时间 Can you answer the email so we could set a time?
好的 我一直分心 Yeah, I've been distracted.
我理解 I understand.
关于他在阅读上的问题 他们想排除一切因素 They just wanna rule out everything, you know, with his reading.
我只是觉得他有点过度焦虑 他太迫切了 I just think he's a little over-anxious. I think he wants it too much.
他们说他的数学非常好 They said he's off the charts in math.
遇到困难的时候 他很容易就放弃 He quits too easily when things aren't easy for him.
他和我们很像 很固执 You know, he's like us, he's stubborn.
他玩大富翁还是很差劲 因为他想把钱都存起来 He's still a lousy Monopoly player 'cause he tries to save all his money.
所以… So...
我觉得我们应该谈谈 I thought we should talk.
我感觉事情或许有点过了 I feel like maybe things have gone too far.
我是说 我妈用房子抵押贷款 帮我支付诺拉的钱 I mean, my mom's taking out a loan against the house to help me pay Nora.
我以为我付给诺拉了 I thought I paid Nora.
你付三成 You pay 30 percent of Nora.
如果有所慰藉的话 我也要破产了 Well, I'm going broke too, if that's any help.
我刚同意执导两部烂戏剧 I've just agreed to direct two shitty plays,
我们就不必考虑存钱 供亨利上大学 and we can forget putting anything away for Henry's college.
只是到目前为止 我们一直没让亨利被牵扯进来 It's just that up until now, we've been able to keep Henry somewhat removed,
这个现状要因此而改变 and this will change that.
我们必须保护他 We have to protect him.
我同意 I agree.
诺拉说评估员会来我们的家里 Nora says that the evaluator will come into our homes,
除我们之外 他们还会跟亨利 they're gonna interview Henry in addition to us,
以及我们的朋友、家人和敌人面谈 our friends, family, enemies,
然后会观察我们和他在一起会怎样 看我们是如何当父母的 and then they'll observe us with him, how we are as parents.
-听起来很可怕 -就是说啊 -Sounds awful. -I know.
我觉得要是有人随便哪天观察我 如何当妈 我永远也得不到监护权 I feel like if anybody observed me on any given day as a mom, I'd never get custody.
开玩笑啦 That was a joke.
-我知道 我有同感 -没错 -I know. I feel the same way. -Right.
所以… So...
或许我们俩之间能想个解决办法 Maybe we can figure something out between us.
你记得刚开始 我跟你说过这件事？ You remember I said this to you at the beginning?
我知道你说过 但情况不一样 I know you did, but these are different circumstances.
我预料到了这些情况 I was anticipating these circumstances.
不管怎样 我们要试试吗？ Anyway, shall we try this?
好的 Okay.
我不知道如何开始 I don't know how to start.
你明白我为什么想留在洛杉矶吗？ Do you understand why I wanna stay in LA?
不明白 No.
嗯…那不是… Well... that's not...
查理 这样开始对我们帮助不大 Charlie, that's not a useful way for us to start.
我不明白 I don't understand it.
你不记得答应过 我们要在这里共度时光吗？ You don't remember promising that we could do time here?
我们讨论过很多事 We discussed things.
我们结婚了 我们说过事 We were married, we said things.
我们谈过要搬去欧洲 We talked about moving to Europe.
说过要买一个 About getting a...
碗橱还是叫什么来着？ sideboard or what do you call it?
买个书柜 来填满沙发后面的闲置空间 A credenza, to fill the empty space behind the couch.
我们从没做过这些 We never did any of it.
你拒绝了来格芬剧场的常驻职位 那本可以让我们在这里待上一年 You turned down the residency at the Geffen that would've brought us here for a year.
我不想那样 It wasn't something I wanted.
我们在原来的地方 有很好的戏剧公司 过着很好的生活 We had a great theater company and a great life where we were.
你管那叫“很好的生活”？ You call that a great life?
你懂我的意思 You know what I mean.
我不是说婚姻美满 我是指在布鲁克林的生活 I don't mean we had a great marriage. I mean life in Brooklyn.
在职业方面 Professionally.
我也说不清 老实说 我从未考虑过别的东西 I don't know. Honestly, I never considered anything different.
问题就在这里 不是吗？ Well, that's the problem, isn't it?
我是你老婆 你也该考虑我的幸福 I mean, I was your wife. You should've considered my happiness too.
拜托 你那时很幸福 你只是现在判定那时不幸福 Come on, you were happy. You've just decided you weren't now.
好吧 Okay.
我们… Let's--
现在我的工作在这里 我的家人在这里 My work is here now, my family is here.
我也同意让亨利在这里上学 因为你的节目要拍成剧集 And I agreed to put Henry in school here because your show went to series.
我这样做是因为我知道 你拍完后 他会回到纽约 I did that knowing that when you were done shooting, he would come back to New York.
宝贝 我们从未这样说过 Honey, we never said that.
你或许这么认为 但我们从未明确说过 That may have been your assumption, but we never said that.
我们确实说过 We did say it.
什么时候说的？ When did we say it?
我不知道什么时候说过 但我们说过 I don't know when we said it, but we said it.
-我以为… -我们在电话里说的！ -宝贝 让我说完 -We said it that time on the phone! -Honey, let me finish. Sorry.
抱歉 我一直这么说 I keeps saying that.
我以为如果亨利在这里过得开心 I thought that if Henry was happy here,
而且我的剧集能继续拍 我或许会在洛杉矶待一段时间 and my show continued, that we might do LA for a while.
我并不了解这个思考过程 I was not privy to that thought process.
我们之所以不住在这里 只是因为除了自己的欲望 The only reason we didn't live here is because you can't imagine desires
你无法想象别人的欲望 除非是强加给你的 other than your own, unless they're forced on you.
好吧 你希望未曾嫁给我 你希望过不一样的人生 Okay, you wish you hadn't married me, you wish you'd had a different life,
但事已至此 but this is what happened.
-那我们该怎么办？ -我不知道 -So what do we do? -I don't know.
诺拉说这件事没有回头路 Nora says there's no coming back from this.
让诺拉去死吧！ Fuck Nora!
我讨厌该死的诺拉说 我一直住在洛杉矶 I hate fucking Nora telling me I always lived in LA
即使我从未在这里住过 even though I never lived in LA.
你怎么能让她对我的事信口雌黄？ How could you have her say those things about me?
杰也对我说了同样的话 Jay said them about me too.
你不该把伯特解雇 You shouldn't have fired Bert.
我需要自己的混蛋律师 I needed my own asshole.
那我们一致认同 双方的律师都说了我们的坏话 Let's just both agree both of our lawyers said shitty stuff about both of us.
诺拉更恐怖 Nora was worse.
杰说我是酒鬼 Jay called me an alcoholic.
你用法律手段耍我 让我的生活惨不忍睹 You pulled the rug out from under me and you鈥檙e putting me through hell.
在我们的婚姻中 你让我过得惨不忍睹 You put me through hell during our marriage.
是这样吗？惨不忍睹？ Oh, is that what that was, hell?
现在你要让亨利经历这件可怕的事 Now you'll put Henry through this horrible thing
这样你又可以如愿所偿！ so you can yet again get what you want!
我不想这样 我是说 我的确想这样 但这曾经… It's not what I want. I mean, it's what I want, but it's what was...
曾经… was...
对他来说是最好的 what's best for him.
我想知道你什么时候能抽空陪亨利 做他想做的事 Oh, well, I was wondering when you'd get around to Henry
滚吧！ and what he actually wants.
不 你滚吧！ Fuck off!
如果你听你儿子或任何人说话 No, you fuck off! If you'd listen to your son, or anyone,
他就会告诉你 他宁愿住在这里！ then he鈥檇 tell you that he鈥檇 rather live here!
别再把你对我的感觉强加给亨利 Stop putting your feelings about me onto Henry.
他对我说他更喜欢这里 He tells me he likes it better here.
他知道这是你想听到的 才会对你这样说！ He tells you because he knows it's what you wanna hear!
他总是在电话里对我说 你都不陪他玩 He tells me you're on the phone all the time. You don't even play with him.
因为我来洛杉矶办离婚 还要在纽约执导戏剧！ Because I'm going through a divorce in LA and trying to direct a play in New York!
我不在那里 戏剧都停演了 这本来是我的大好机会 Which closed because I wasn't there. It was a huge opportunity...
-你为自己根本不想要的东西在打拼 -为了剧院 我让大家失望了 Fighting for something you don't even want!
你跟你父亲真像 You're being so much like your father.
别拿我跟我父亲比！ Do not compare me to my father!
我没拿你跟他比 我是说你的行为举止很像他 I didn't compare you to him. I said you were acting like him.
你跟你母亲完全一样 You're exactly like your mother.
你对她怨声载道 自己却做同样的事 Everything you were complaining about her, you鈥檙e doing.
你让亨利窒息 You're suffocating Henry.
-首先 我爱我妈 她是好妈妈 -我只是在重复你对我说过的话 First of all, I love my mother. She was wonderful mother.
其次 你怎敢拿我的育儿方式 跟我母亲比！ I'm just repeating what you told me. Secondly, how dare you compare my mothering to my mother!
我或许像我的父亲 但一点也不像我的母亲！ I may be like my father, but I am not like my mother!
你像！你还像我的父亲！ You are! And you're like my father!
也像我的母亲一样！ You're also like my mother!
他们的缺点在你身上都有！ You're all the bad things about all of these people!
但大多是你母亲的 But mostly your mother.
当我们一起躺在床上时 有时我会看着你 When we'd lie in bed together, sometimes I would look at you
却看到了她的影子 觉得好恶心！ and see her and just feel so gross!
-你抚摸我的时候 我很反感 -你是个邋遢鬼 -I felt repulsed when you touched me! -You're a slob.
-我铺床 关橱柜门 -想到和你上床 -I made the beds, closed cabinets... -The thought of having sex with you...
-我收拾你弄乱的地方 -我就想剥掉自己的皮 makes me wanna peel my skin off.
无论在洛杉矶还是任何地方 你都绝不会幸福 You'll never be happy, in LA or anywhere.
你会觉得自己找到了更好的人 跟我截然不同 You'll think you found some better opposite guy than me,
几年过后 你就会反抗他 and in a few years, you'll rebel against him
因为你需要有发言权 但你不想有发言权 because you need to have your voice, but you don't want a voice.
你只想他妈的抱怨没有发言权！ You just wanna fucking complain about not having a voice!
我想到跟你结婚这件事 那个女人对我来说好陌生 I think about being married to you, and that woman is a stranger to me.
-我是说 我们结婚很早 -你倒退了 -I mean, we had a child's marriage. -You've regressed.
你退回到了遇见我之前的生活 太可悲了 You've gone back to your life before you met me, it's pathetic.
以前有人告诉我你太自私 无法成为伟大的艺术家 People used to tell me that you were too selfish to be a great artist.
我以前还维护你 And I used to defend you.
他们说得完全没错 They were absolutely right.
你精湛演技都没有了 你又回到了演技拙劣的时候 All your best acting is behind you. You're back to being a hack!
你操纵了我！你这个该死的恶人！ You gaslighted me! You're a fucking villain!
你想把自己表现得像个受害者 因为这是个很好的法律策略吗？ You want to present yourself as a victim because it's a good legal strategy?
好吧 但你我都知道 Fine, but you and I both know
你选择了这样的生活！ you chose this life!
在你改变心意之前 这一直是你想要的！ You wanted it until you didn't!
你利用我 好离开洛杉矶 You used me so you could get out of LA.
我没利用你 I didn't use you.
你这么做了 然后还因此责怪我！ You did and then you blamed me for it!
你总是让我意识到自己做错了什么事 You always made me aware of what I was doing wrong,
我不够好！ how I was falling short!
和你一起生活了无生趣！ Life with you was joyless!
什么？所以你就去和别人上床？ What, so then you had to go and fuck someone else?
我和她上床 你不该生气！ You shouldn't be upset that I fucked her!
我跟她开怀大笑 你该因此而生气！ You should be upset that I had a laugh with her!
你爱她吗？ Do you love her?
不爱 No.
但她不讨厌我 But she didn't hate me.
你讨厌我 You hated me.
是你讨厌我 You hated me.
你和我们的同事上床 You fucked somebody we worked with.
你去年就不和我做爱了 You stopped having sex with me in the last year.
我从来没出轨！ I never cheated on you.
那就是出轨！ That was cheating on me!
但我可以做的事情有很多 But there was so much I could have done.
我出生卑微 20几岁就当了导演 I was a director in my 20s who came from nothing
后来突然登上了 该死的《纽约闲暇》的封面 and was suddenly on the cover of fucking Time Out New York!
我那时非常出色 我想和每个人上床 但我没有 I was hot shit and I wanted to fuck everybody and I didn't.
我爱你 不想失去你 And I loved you and I didn't wanna lose you.
但那时我才20几岁 我也不想失去那一点 But I'm in my 20s and I didn't wanna lose that too,
但还是失去了！ and I kinda did!
你想快速获得一切 And you wanted so much so fast.
我当时甚至不想结婚 I didn't even wanna get married.
去他妈的！ I mean, fuck it!
我有很多事情没做 There's so much I didn't do.
-谢谢你说这些！ -不用客气！ -Thanks for that! -You're welcome!
真不敢相信 你将是我一辈子认识的人！ I can't believe I have to know you forever!
你他妈疯了！ Oh, you're fucking insane!
你他妈还赢了！ And you're fucking winning!
你开玩笑吗？ Are you kidding me?
我那时想要结婚 I wanted to be married.
我已经迷失了！ I'd already lost!
你对我的爱 没有我对你的爱那么深！ You didn't love me as much as I loved you!
这和洛杉矶有什么关系？ What does that have to do with LA?
什么？ What?
你和你的自私融为一体 You're so merged with your own selfishness,
你自己都分辨不出那是自私！ you don't even identify it as selfishness anymore!
你真混蛋！ You're such a dick!
每天醒来 我都希望你死了！ Every day I wake up and I hope you're dead!
死翘翘 就像如果我能保证亨利会没事 Dead like... if I could guarantee Henry would be okay,
我会希望你生病 I'd hope you'd get an illness
然后被车撞死！ and then get hit by a car and die!
天哪！ Oh, God!
对不起！ I'm sorry.
我也是 Me too.
好的 不 我们可以弄漂亮一点 Okay, no, we can make this nice.
我会弄些小植物 放在窗户边 I would take the smaller plants and put them by the window.
你有没有能挂在墙上的东西？ And do you have things we can put on the walls?
好了 就这样 非常感谢 All right, that's it. Thank you very much.
我们想你 真的看起来不错 告诉我们进展 好吗？ We miss you and it looks great, really. Let us know how it goes, okay?
好的 我周一再见你们 All right. I'll see you guys on Monday.
-爱你 -好的 我也爱你 再见 -Love you. -All right, love you too. Bye.
我们怎么突然有了这么多植物？ Why do we have so many plants all of a sudden?
有些东西要还回去的 所以别太习以为常了 We'll have to return some of that stuff, so don't get used to it.
我觉得植物有点吓人 I find plants kind of scary.
这些植物是好东西 These plants are good guys.
嘿 过来 Hey, come here.
怎么了？ Yeah?
有个女人明天会来 Tomorrow, this woman is going to come
来看我们 and visit us...
跟我们一起吃晚餐 and be with us while we eat dinner.
-是你的女朋友吗？ -不是 -Is it your girlfriend? -No.
-是妈妈的男朋友？ -不 怎么了？妈妈有男朋友了？ -Is it Mommy's boyfriend? -No. Why? Does Mommy have a boyfriend?
我不知道 她有吗？ I don't know. Does she?
我不知道 I don't know.
为什么有人来看我们吃晚餐？ Why is someone watching us eat dinner?
我知道 很奇怪 I know, it's weird.
只不过我们必须这么做 It's just something we have to do.
这和… Which has to do with...
妈妈和我想办法解决所有问题 Mommy and me figuring out everything...
以及我们的未来有关 and how we're gonna be.
你知道吗？ You know?
你会读书给我听吗？ Will you read to me?
好啊 去拿你的书 Sure. Grab your book.
你吸毒或酗酒吗？ Do you use drugs or alcohol?
我喝酒 I drink alcohol.
喝多少？ How much alcohol do you drink?
不清楚 吃晚餐时喝一杯红酒 I don't know, glass of wine with dinner.
有时候会多喝一点 Sometimes more.
多多少？ How much more?
就是…有时候… It's-- Sometimes a...
多一点… few...
我有时会和别人一起喝一瓶酒 I... sometimes split a bottle of wine with someone.
-好的 和谁一起喝？ -我是说… -Okay, who do you split it with? -I mean...
如果我和别人一起吃饭 而且点了一瓶酒 if I'm having dinner with someone and we order a bottle of wine.
-好的 -比如在餐厅 -Okay. -You know, like at a restaurant.
当你说：“想一杯一杯地喝 还是点一瓶？” When you say, "Do you wanna go by the glass or do we get a bottle?"
点一瓶？ You get a bottle?
有时候 Well, sometimes.
我是说 我有时候用杯子喝 But... I mean, sometimes I go by the glass.
看情况啦 You know, it depends.
你是说是否曾经吸毒吗？我吸过毒 Did you mean drugs ever? I have done drugs.
上大学的时候 In college.
-自从你当妈妈后… -我不常吸毒 -Anything since you've been-- -I don't do it regularly.
你当妈妈后吸过吗？ Anything since you've been a mother?
吸过几次大麻 Pot a few times.
有一次在派对上吸过可卡因 当时亨利不在我身边 Coke once at a party. Henry wasn't with me.
身为家长 你觉得你的优点是什么？ What would you say are your strengths as a parent?
我会聆听 I listen.
和孩子玩 I play.
我会付出时间 我… I put in the time. I...
爱… love...
照顾他 taking care of him...
看着他成长 watching him grow.
有时候 And sometimes...
人们说“孩子长得很快” 的确如此 但… what they say about "it goes so fast" is true, but...
有时候并非如此 sometimes it's not.
老实说 有时候很慢 Sometimes it goes too slow, honestly.
你有什么弱点？ What are your weaknesses?
我太精确 I'm too precise.
太在乎 I care too much.
这些是弱点吗？ Are those weaknesses?
或许不是 Maybe not.
他有时很混蛋 You know, he can be an asshole and...
我会暴跳如雷 骂他是个混蛋… I can get really pissed off and I'll call him on being an asshole--
我要打断一下 I'm gonna stop you there.
真正面谈的时候 千万不要说这些 When you do this for real, don't ever say that.
人们不会接受母亲喝很多酒 People don't accept mothers who drink too much wine
朝自己的孩子大喊大叫 叫孩子“混蛋” and yell at their child and call him an asshole.
我懂 我也这样做 I get it. I do it too.
我们可以接受不完美的爸爸 We can accept an imperfect dad.
面对现实吧 好父亲的概念大约30年前才出现 Let's face it, the idea of a good father was only invented like 30 years ago.
在那之前 人们指望父亲沉默 Before that, fathers were expected to be silent
缺席、不可靠和自私 and absent and unreliable and selfish,
我们都可以说我们希望他们与众不同 and can all say we want them to be different.
但在某种基本层面上 我们接受他们 But on some basic level, we accept them.
他们容易犯错 我们因此爱他们 We love them for their fallibilities,
但人们绝不会接受母亲有同样的感受 but people absolutely don't accept those same failings in mothers.
无论从生理还是精神上 我们都不接受 We don't accept it structurally and we don't accept it spiritually.
因为犹太基督教的基础 Because the basis of our Judeo-Christian whatever
就是玛丽 耶稣的母亲 is Mary, Mother of Jesus,
她完美无缺 and she's perfect.
她是处女 却生了孩子 She's a virgin who gives birth,
坚定不移地支持她的孩子 unwaveringly supports her child
当他死去时 抱着他的尸体 and holds his dead body when he's gone.
父亲不在场 他甚至他妈都没操过她 And the dad isn't there. He didn't even do the fucking.
上帝在天堂 God is in Heaven.
上帝是父亲 God is the father
而上帝却没有出现 and God didn't show up.
所以你必须完美 查理是个混蛋也没关系 So you have to be perfect and Charlie can be a fuck up and it doesn't matter.
人们永远会用不同且更高的标准 来要求你 You will always be held to a different higher standard.
糟透了 但就是这么回事 And it's fucked up, but that is the way it is.
我想我按错了门铃 我是南希卡茨 I think I rang the wrong bell. Nancy Katz.
嗨 我是查理巴伯 Hi. I'm Charlie Barber.
亨利在他的房里玩 Henry's just playing in his room.
南希 要喝点什么吗？ Nancy, can I get you anything?
我很随便 来杯水吧？ I'm easy. A glass of water?
这是一套新公寓 It's a new apartment.
我们进来这里吧？ Shall we go in here?
好的 Sure.
你们俩在这里的一天是怎样度过的？ What's a day like for the two of you here?
如果他上学 我当然会送他去 Well, if he has school, I take him there, of course,
接他放学 假设两样我都能做 and pick him up, assuming I can do both.
什么让你无法接他放学？ What prevents you from picking him up?
工作 You know, work.
我在准备一部戏剧 几个月后会执导 I鈥檓 preparing a play I鈥檓 directing in a few months.
什么戏剧？ Oh, what is that?
奥顿冯霍尔瓦特的 《卡西米尔和卡罗琳》 Kasimir and Karoline by 脰d枚n von Horv谩th.
我们在纽约的巴洛街剧院演 We鈥檙e doing it at the Barrow in New York.
所以你必须离开？ So you have to be away?
是的 既然妮可 最近在洛杉矶拍摄剧集 Yes, recently, since Nicole's been working on the show in LA,
我经常往返两地 I come back and forth a lot.
-听起来不太容易 -是的 -That sounds difficult. -It is.
花费也很高 有时候 我会尽量带着他 And expensive. I'll try to take him with me some of the time,
但妮可不喜欢他经常坐飞机 but Nicole doesn't like for him to fly so much.
飞机上都是循环空气 这对孩子来说可能不容易 Well, that can be hard on the child, all that recycled air.
他很强壮 Well, he's sturdy.
因为超级细菌 有些父母不带孩子去餐厅 Some parents won't take their kids to a restaurant because of these superbugs.
我注意到有一次你来洛杉矶 I noticed on one visit to Los Angeles,
你是周日来的 you came on a Sunday
然后周四离开 and left on a Thursday.
为什么没留下来过周末？ Why not stay for a weekend?
哦… Oh...
那次是因为在纽约上演的《伊烈翠》 出了技术问题 that time I had tech for Electra in New York.
那是什么？ What's that?
那是我在百老汇的首演 It was my Broadway debut.
我不懂“技术问题”是什么 Oh, I don't know what "tech" is.
是制作方面的一个技术问题 要解决灯光问题 It's the technical part of the production. You figure out the lights.
-周一是我们的休息日 -周末是怎么过的？ -And Monday's our day off in the theater. -What's a weekend day like?
在这里 他周六12点要打篮球 Well, out here, he has basketball on Saturday at 12:00.
抱歉 是11点 Eleven, I'm sorry.
所以我们会去那里 然后… So we go there, and then afterwards...
或许我们会找个地方吃午餐 然后如果可以看电影的话… maybe we'll get lunch somewhere and then if there's a movie to see...
他喜欢篮球吗？ Does he like basketball?
是的 He does.
他的教练里克说他是个优秀的运球员 His coach, Rick, says he's a good dribbler, and I've seen that.
罗恩 -Uh-huh. -Ron.
抱歉 他教练的名字叫罗恩 Sorry, his coach's name is Ron.
里克是他在纽约的牙医 Rick's his dentist in New York.
我们真正的家曾经…现在在纽约 Well, you know our home home was... is in New York.
我们在那里住 That's where we live.
纽约离这里很远 New York is a long way from here.
在这里可以散步 所以我们很喜欢 Well, we like it because we can walk.
你们可以在这里散步 You can walk here.
算不上 Not really.
空间… And the space...
你喜欢你的学校吗？ Do you like your school?
很喜欢 I love it.
你最喜欢的是什么？ What's your favorite part about it?
我不知道 I don't know.
或许是体育馆吧 Maybe gym.
你喜欢数学 You like math.
不再喜欢了 Not anymore.
-谢谢 -不客气 -Thanks. -You're welcome.
但你越来越擅长这个了 But you're getting really good at it.
没有 No.
你是很擅长 不过… Well, you are, but...
你和你爸爸喜欢在一起做什么？ What do you and your dad like to do together?
我在爸爸家时 我们有时候会看电影 When I'm at my dad's, we sometimes watch a movie
或拼乐高什么的 or build a Lego or something.
我爸爸拼乐高可厉害了 My dad's a great Lego builder.
在你妈妈家呢？ And at your mom's?
我的大部分玩具都在家里 At home, I have most of my toys,
那里有个游泳池 我还有一间树屋和攀爬架 and there's a pool and I have a tree house and jungle gym.
我们玩超级神秘寻宝游戏 We have super secret treasure hunt,
真的很有意思 which is really fun.
-宝贝？ -士兵们骑马进来… -Sweetheart? -Army men ride in here and--
想帮我摆桌子吗？ Wanna help me set the table?
我一定要吗？ Do I have to?
-过来拿盘子就好了 -我在玩呢 -Just come in here and grab a plate. -I'm playing.
亨利？ Henry?
好的 Okay.
好吧 Fine.
-你为什么要这样？ -什么？ -Why are you being like this? -What?
如果我要你帮忙 你就帮忙 If I ask you to help out, help out.
-这是什么？ -“特别大餐” -What is this? -A special meal.
这些绿色的是什么？ What are the green things?
“特别大餐”里面没有绿色的东西 There aren鈥檛 green things in a special meal.
那只是装饰 It's just the garnish.
我会把它拿走 I'll take it off.
我不会吃它碰过的任何东西 I don't wanna eat anything it touched.
-味道不会变 -我或许想当素食者 -Doesn't change the taste of anything. -I might wanna be a vegetarian.
妈妈就是素食者 Mom's a vegetarian.
她现在是素食者了？ Is she a vegetarian now?
-是的 -那你应该喜欢装饰菜 -Yeah. -Well, then you should like garnish.
全都是装饰菜 素食主义 It's all garnish, vegetarianism.
我的水喝完了 I'm done with my water.
你确定什么都不吃吗？ Sure I can't get you anything?
不用了 谢谢 No, I'm fine, thank you.
玩小刀小把戏 Do the thing with the knife.
不 我不会 No, I'm not...
不 No.
拜托 Come on.
吃饭时不能做这种事 It's not a dinner thing.
任何时候都不能做 It's not an any time thing.
什么是小刀小把戏？ What's the thing with the knife?
很搞笑 It's hilarious.
不 很蠢的 我的钥匙圈上有一把小刀 No, it's dumb. I have a small knife on my keychain.
只有大人能用 Which is only for adults.
我有时候会用它来玩把戏 I do a thing with it sometimes.
你说了可以给我一把小刀 You said I could get a knife.
小折刀 是的 等你长大后吧 A jackknife, yeah, when you're older.
比如十岁 Like ten.
不 比如20岁 No, like 20.
好吧 Yeah.
“Dime”、“rime” “lime”、“pime”、“sime”… Dime, rime, lime, pime, sime...
宝贝 别猜了 你已经很接近了 坚持下去 Honey, stop guessing. You're so close. Stay with it.
我不想做了 Well, I don't wanna do it.
第一个字母是什么？ What's the first letter?
我不想做这个了 可以玩iPad吗？ I don't wanna do it. Can I do the iPad?
不行 听着 第一个字母是什么？ No, look. What's the first letter?
-我不想了 -是“T” T是什么读音？ -I don't want to. -It's a T. What sound does T make?
-Tuh -没错 那接着做其他的 -Tuh. -Right. Then just do the rest of it.
“Dime” Dime.
不是 No.
我们有“tuh”和“ime” 是什么？ You have "tuh" and "ime." What is that?
“Time” 时间 Time.
是时间 It's "time."
宝贝 等着瞧 总有一天 你会开窍 然后什么都会读了 You'll see, honey. One day it's just gonna click and you'll be able to read everything.
我要休息一下 I need a break.
我可以去我的房间玩吗？ Can I go play in my room?
好的 Sure.
嘿 Hey.
什么事？ Yeah?
你观察过已婚人士吗？ Do you ever observe married people?
没有 我为何要观察？ No. Why would I?
-开玩笑啦 -哦 -I was kidding. -Oh.
小刀是这么回事… 我的钥匙圈上有把小刀 The knife thing is... I carry this knife on my keychain,
其实是他妈妈送给我的 which his mother got me actually.
我会在他妈妈面前这样做 假装切到自己 And I do this thing for his mom where I pretend to cut myself,
但我把刀片收进去了 也不会在他面前做 but I retract the blade, but I don't do it with him.
哦 Oh.
-没关系 -你没事吧？ -That's fine. -Are you okay?
没事 我肯定没把刀片完全收进去 Yeah, I must not have retracted the blade all the way.
-你需要… -是的 -Do you need-- -Yeah.
是的 不 没事 Yeah, no, it's fine.
我还有什么能告诉你的？ What else can I tell you?
我想已经够了 I think I have enough.
够了吗？ You have enough?
-你确定没事吗？ -完全没事 我很好 -Are you sure you're okay? -Totally. I'm fine.
好吧 今晚就到这里了 告辞 Well, I'll leave you guys for tonight.
好的 Oh, okay.
如果有别的问题 我会跟你联络 I'll be in touch if I have further questions.
谢谢 Oh, thanks.
谢谢 谢谢你给我倒水喝 Thanks. Thank you for the water.
-不用谢 -你确定没事吗？ -Oh, yeah, sure. -Are you sure you're okay?
-没事 -好的 -Yeah. -Okay.
-再见 -再见 -Bye-bye. -Bye.
抱歉 Oh. Sorry.
好了 让… All right, let...
我觉得你转… I think you turn the...
抱歉 Sorry.
好的 Okay.
爸爸 你没事吧？ Dad, are you okay?
没事 我只是累了 Yeah, I'm just tired.
爸爸 她喜欢我们吗？ Dad, did she like us?
喜欢 她觉得我们很棒 Yeah, she thought we were great.
各位 慢一点 -Come on. -Guys, slow down.
所以… So...
因为查理放弃了回纽约的要求 because Charlie dropped his claim to New York,
我们就要成功了 we're mostly done.
杰没兴趣了 他的同事泰德在做文书工作 Jay's lost interest, Ted, his associate's, doing the paperwork.
我们不会拿钱 对吗？ And we're not taking any money, right?
我们撤销了对麦克阿瑟奖金的索赔 We withdrew our claim for the MacArthur,
顺便说一句 我觉得我们可以拿到的 which I think we could have gotten, by the way,
他们也不要剧集的钱了 and they're not asking for any of the show.
谢谢你所做的一切 诺拉 Thank you for everything, Nora.
不客气 宝贝 You're welcome, doll.
敬你在洛杉矶的新家 To your new home in LA.
只要查理在洛杉矶 And whenever Charlie is in LA,
我把监护权分成了55/45 I got the custody breakdown to be 55/45.
这样你每两周 就有多一天的时间陪亨利 So you'll have Henry an extra day every two weeks.
我以为我们是平分的 I thought we made an equal.
我在最后一刻调整了 I tweaked it at the last minute.
我只是不希望他说他得到了一半 I just didn't want him to be able to say he got 50/50,
向朋友吹嘘 bragging to his friends.
-但我不想这样做 -接受吧 -But I don't wanna do that. -Take it.
你赢了 You won.
嗨 你看起来 像一个真正关心动物的人 Hi. You look like a guy who really cares about animals.
不是 Nope.
我的天哪！ Oh, my God!
严格来讲 沙发是她的 那是婚前财产 The couch was technically hers, pre-marriage.
但我是说 它是我们的沙发 我又不会再买一个 But, I mean, it was our couch. It's not like I was gonna buy another couch.
但到了分财产的时候 突然就变成了她的沙发 But then when it comes time to split, it's suddenly her couch.
我没有沙发和… And I have no couch and...
简单来说就是 我坐在地板上 I'm sitting on the floor is the short version.
抱歉 我太顾影自怜 太无聊了 I'm sorry. This is all so self-pitying and boring.
不 别这样 No, come on.
-不 我太蠢了 抱歉 -听起来很艰难 No, I'm so stupid. I'm sorry.
不…令人心痛 -Sounds really tough. -No, it is sad.
有人抱你太紧
有人伤你太深
有人坐在你的椅子上
打扰你睡觉
没错 但没这么简单
你以为就这样吗？
罗伯特 不跟某人在一起 可以有很多理由
但没什么好理由 可以让你形单影只
拜托 你有所发现 罗比 你有所发现
有人迫切需要你
有人太了解你
有人让你突然停下来
让你痛不欲生
你明白自己在寻找什么 知道吗？ 你不再是个孩子了 罗比
我觉得你永不可能重拾童真了 小子
活着
罗伯特 吹蜡烛许愿吧
渴望某样东西
有人抱我太紧
有人伤我太深
有人坐在我的椅子上
打扰我睡觉
让我意识到
我还活着
活着
有人迫切需要我
有人太了解我
有人让我突然停下来
让我痛不欲生
给予我支持
让我朝气蓬勃地活着
让我活着
让我困惑
用赞美之词来嘲笑我
好好利用我
让我的日子变化多样
但孤独
就是孤独
毫无生气
有人用爱将我包裹
有人强迫我去关爱
有人助我渡过难关
我永远都会在那里
跟你一样害怕
帮助我们活下来
活着
有人吗？ Hello?
嗨 抱歉 门是开的 Hi, sorry, the door was open.
好的 Oh. Okay.
哇！逮到你了！ Whoa! Gotcha!
查理 哦！ Charlie, oh!
旅途愉快吗？ Was your flight okay?
-嗯 -我是卡特 -Yeah. -Carter.
查理 Charlie.
妮可还在工作 Nicole's still at work.
-嗨 -嗨 -Hi. -Hi.
能抱我一下吗？ Can I I get a hug?
嘿 怎么样？ Hey, how'd it go?
很好 Good, yeah.
唐尼现在死了 我们拍了 那场他和榕树融为一体的戏 And Donny's dead now. I shot the scene where--
-亨利在楼上 -她获得了艾美奖提名 -Henry's upstairs. -She got an Emmy nomination.
-她是个好演员 -不 是获得导演提名 -She's a great actress. -No, for directing.
-恭喜 -谢谢 -Congratulations. -Thanks.
现在我知道你一直对什么走火入魔了 Now I know what you were so obsessed with all the time.
-我们应该准备好了 -是的 -We should get ready. -Yeah.
我们是披头士乐队 Oh, we're the Beatles.
-快来 查理 -我没准备服装 -Come on, Charlie. -I didn't get a costume together.
-你可以演乔治马丁 -我不用演任何人 -You could be George Martin. -I don't need to be anyone.
-你一定要演什么 -演幽灵 我去拿床单 -You've gotta be something. -A ghost. I'll get you a sheet.
如果谁需要参考的话 我有专辑封面 I have the album cover if anyone needs to reference it.
我们很快就要走了 And we should leave soon.
我是说 我和其他人很快就要走了 I'm saying that as much for me as anyone else.
-我是约翰还是乔治？ -讨糖果五点开始 -Am I John or George? -Trick-or-treating starts at 5:00.
你是乔治 妮可是约翰 You're George. Nicole is John.
我想告诉你 我接受了 加州大学洛杉矶分校的常驻职位 I wanted to tell you I took a residency at UCLA.
我将执导两部戏剧 在洛伊和埃德娜 迪士尼/加州艺术剧院当代理 I鈥檓 gonna direct two plays and rep at REDCAT.
哦 Oh.
所以我会在这里待一段时间 So I'll be here for a while.
太好了 That's great.
你没事吧？ Are you okay?
没事 Yeah.
真是太好了 It's only good.
妮可？ Nicole?
可以帮我拉拉链吗？ Can you help me with my zipper?
“查理非…常…”什么的 "Charlie is incr..." something.
“…整洁 "...neat
我要靠他 and I rely on him
才能把事情弄得井井有条 to keep things in order.
他的节能意…” He is energy con..."
-我不认识这个单词 -你的阅读能力越来越好了 -I don't know what this word is. -You're getting so good at reading.
那是什么？ What is that?
“他不常照镜子 "He doesn't look in the mirror too often.
他看电影时 He cries easily
很容易哭 in movies.
他非常自…” He is very self-suf..."
自立 Self-sufficient.
“他会补袜子…” "He can darn a sock..."
意思就是缝补 比如把洞缝好 That means sew, like a hole.
“…还会自己做晚饭 "...and cook himself dinner
和熨…” and ur..."
分成两部分 Break it into two parts.
“…汤 ” "...ur on."
不是“汤” 是“熨” Not "ur" but "ire."
熨 Ire. on.
熨 Iron.
“…衬衣 "...a shirt.
他很少有挫败感 He rarely gets defeated
而我 which I fell...
而我经常有这种感觉 feel like I always do.
查理冷静地接受我的所有情绪 Charlie takes all of my moods steadily.
他不会向这些情绪屈服 He doesn't give in to them
也不会让我为它们感到难过 or make me feel bad about them.
他很会穿衣打扮 他的外表从来不会让人觉得尴…” He's a great dresser and never looks em..."
-我不认识这个词 -尴尬 -I don't know this one. -Embarrassing.
“…尴尬 "...embarrassing,
这对男人来说很难” which is hard for a man."
现在你来读 You read it now.
“他争强好胜 "He's very competitive.
他喜欢当爸爸 He loves being a dad.
他喜欢你理应讨厌的一切事物 He loves all the things you're supposed to hate,
比如发脾气 like the tantrums,
半夜醒来 the waking up at night.
他很喜欢这点 这几乎令人讨厌 It's almost annoying how much he likes it,
但大多数情况还是很好的 but then it's mostly nice.
他消失在自己的世界里 He disappears into his own world.
他和亨利在这方面很像 He and Henry are alike that way.
当别人的牙齿 He can tell
或脸上粘了食物 people they have food in their teeth
他会告诉别人 却不会让对方觉得不舒服 or on their face in a way that doesn't make them feel bad.
查理白手起家 Charlie is self-made.
他的父母 我只见过他们一次 His parents, I only met them once,
不过他告诉我 他父母经常酗酒… but he told me there was a lot of alcohol...
他没规划好 就从印第安纳州 He moved to New York from Indiana
搬到纽约 with no safety net,
现在他比任何纽约人都更像纽约人 and now he's more New Yorker than any New Yorker.
无论和谁在一起 他都很擅长营造家的氛围 He's brilliant at creating family out of whoever is around.
在戏剧公司里 With the theater company...
他施展魔咒 he casts a spell...
让所有人有归属感 that made everyone feel included.
所有人都很重要 哪怕实习生也如此” No one, not even an intern, was unimportant."
什么是实习生？ What's an intern?
就像… It's like a...
助手 但没有报酬 helper, but who isn't paid.
他们为什么没有报酬？ Why aren't they paid?
他们还年轻 在学习 They're young, they're learning.
我也说不清楚 或许如果他们做得好 之后会得到报酬 I don't know, maybe if they do a good job, they get paid later.
好的 继续读吧 Okay, keep going.
“他能记住所有的圈内笑话 他井井有条、考虑周全 "He could remember all the inside jokes, he's extremely organized and thorough,
他非常清楚自己想要什么 不像我 总是说不清楚 he's very clear about what he wants, unlike me who can't always tell.
我见到他两秒钟后 就爱上了他 I fell in love with him two seconds after I saw him.
我永远都不会停止爱他 And I'll never stop loving him,
尽管现在已经没有意义了” even though it doesn't make sense anymore."
再见 很高兴再次见到你 See you. Good to see you again.
我也很高兴见到你 Good seeing you too.
-查理！ -外婆 -Oh, Charlie! -G-ma.
你能来我真高兴 I'm so happy you came.
我会用电邮把文章发给你 I'll email you that article.
-好的 谢谢 -好 -Yes, please do. Thank you. -Yeah.
保重 Take care.
我们本打算带他去吃饭 但他累坏了 We were gonna bring him to dinner, but he's so wiped out.
你想带他走吗？ You wanna take him?
-他今晚归你 -我知道 -It's your night. -I know.
-好的 -很好 -Yeah. -Good.
-我早上送他回来 -好 -I'll drop him back in the morning. -Yeah.
起床后给我发短信 我们想办法 Text me when you're up. We'll figure something out.
你要跟你爸走 好吗？ You're gonna go with your dad, okay?
-好的 -嗯？ -Okay. -Yeah?
我爱你 I love you.
我也爱你 I love you too.
嘿 Oh, hey.
谢谢 Thanks.
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